I'm a cynic A critic A mutha f*ckin lynic A lynic is a man who sees a fight n' jumps in it But lynic aint a word It's never been heard I'ma make it a word My voice will be heard I'm not hot I blaze I'm the newest craze I put on my shades All I see is haze Me no homo, you're gay I could care less what you have say I'm all that in a bag of lays You're a soggy donut with no galze F*ck havin' limits, I limit break Don't tell me I can't, man gimmie a break I have value like gold so call me C3PO Don't like it well f*ck you cuz I'm the CEO You are not funny and I am not amused You're act is old and your rhymes have been used Now stop talkin' cuz sure you aint seein' me I don't need to be the best when I'm a deity I stay ballin' cuz thats what I do I'm like a lightbulb b*tch I'm way above you Like a lightbulb I represent knowledge F*ck education, I'm better than college I'm smart and I'm strong I'm right and you're wrong I work out in the morning so my body is sore I come home and a play crisis core I do what I do and I don't do no more Don't like it B*tch well go out the door. F*ck bein' an arsonist I'm a alchemist Look around you b*tch I made all of this I defy all logic I'm the worst thing since crack in the projects
