We've had many unintentional hate threads lately, so now we're going to have a love thread. The catch is that it's solely physical love. Next two people to post, you will hug. Next person after that will join in on the hug. Next two posts after that will share a meaningful slow dance that the first partner will allow the next guy to cut in on. The two people to post after that will kiss passionately for no less that four minutes, only taking breaks to breathe. The next two people after that will be placed into a room where sexual contact will take place. Every subsequent poster will join in until we have an orgy of pre-2009 KHV proportions.
