This guy has been out on a hall pass for ten minutes

I have hiccups and can't leave for water
WHAT DO?

 

Try holding your breath? It works sometimes, but not usually...

 

Just keep hiccuping. If you're lucky, the teacher will get annoyed and tell you to leave.

 

Go to the hottest girl in class and kiss her. Take her saliva and use that as a replacement for water.

 

You should've gotten someone to stare you intensely into the eyes while they in a tough voice promised you 1 dollar if you stopped hiccuping. Works like a charm every time.

 

1. Pull the fire alarm.
2. Go outside to fire hydrant
3. ????????
4. Profit

 

I'd laugh my ass off if the OP actually did this.

 

1. Breathe Out.
2. Breathe in for a count of 10.
3. Hold for 10.
4. Swallow.
5. Exhale for 10.

Never once failed me.

 

Ten what?

 

I hope not ten minutes.

But really, all I do is just hold my breath. And even when I hiccup, I just keep holding. When I can't hold it anymore, I just exhale, and take another huge breath. Usually works for me

 

Ten counts. "One. Two. Three..." And so on.

 

Hold your breath (including your nose), swallow three times (if you know what I mean *shot*
Wait till your ears pop. Unpop your ears.
Usually works for me.

 

I sometimes get these really LOUD hiccups. It's fun when I get them in class because the teacher banishes me right away.

 

Ended up just breaking the door knob and leaving.
oops.

 

heh, nice one. Can I see a picture of it?

 

Hold your breath for 2 minutes. Works every time

 

Tits or gtfo.

Oh, wait . . . erm . . .

Pics, tits, or it didn't happen and GTFO.

Yeah, that's better.