Things you can use the keyblade as

The weapon...
The keyblade....
A backscratcher​

What can you think of? :3

 

A very large keychain......

 

A weapon
A magical weapon that can set things on fire.
And a stick to draw plates and books to me so I won't have to get them.

KOOL. :3

 

Something to hold up the garage door with when it's busted.

 

Or to keep the elevator door open a few more seconds......

 

Or to draw your dog towards you when he gets out.

 

Spatula.
Hammer.
Murder Weapon.
Guitar.
Light show maker.
Meat tenderizer.
Electrical conduit.

 

I was just about to say spatula

 

1 suggestion please xD

No more than 1

See what I mean xD

 

I own one... so I know.

You can use it to defend yourself against shopping carts.
And beat up robbers with it.

Both real life expieriances :P

 

A bashing weapon, for when you get especially aggravated with Windows Movie Maker

 

Those things to shape cookies with. What are they called? Anyway, if you press the kingdom key down hard enough on some dough, you can make keyhole-shaped cookies.

 

To poke someone with . .XD *pokes*

 

That will just flatten the dough in that particular area. You need something to cut the dough with, and it has to be hollow.

A Master-Key. To open computer programs with locks on them. LOL.

 

A make-shift grammer hammer!