Things to Ponder

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Why don't more psychics win the lottery?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why do we pay tolls on the freeway?
If blind people wear sunglasses why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?
If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Where do swear words come from?

 

....*ponder ponder ponder* Thats a good question.... >_>

 

well i know where the F-bomb came from
in like midevil europe some place was losing a ton of population so the king made the decree of Fuc! where any man could sleep with any woman they wanted and the woman could not refuse
something like that

 

With pleasure
- I push the animal away from the plant
- Only David Blaine said he could predict lottery numbers, and he was banned from ever gambling again.
- The first guy just randomnly put it that way, and everyone else followed
- It's the fee you pay to enter a new city
-When someone goes blind, they're Iris looks more faded out and it's pretty freaky. So I guess they cover it. There's probably a better way to put it, but that's how I do it.
- Because evolution is a lot slower than what it used to be
- Okay...I'll give you credit on that one.
- Some people don't realise this, but fat chance is a sarcastic term.
- Do you have a better idea on what to call them, geniass?
- A long time ago, someone must've done something very stupid and made somebody try to make a word to express how foolish it was. Then it kept adapting to what we know today as ''dumbass''. And the same goes for the rest of them.

 

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
KILL BOTH D:
Why don't more psychics win the lottery?
Because that would be breaking the psychic's code of conduct.
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
....yes.
Why do we pay tolls on the freeway?
Because everyone has to much money. >=|
If blind people wear sunglasses why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?
Because sun glasses are cooool. Ear muff on the other hand...
If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The losers that didn't evolve in time.
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
zero degrees again. 8D
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Because they are both rather unhealthy chances? D:
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
So people can abv. it. n__n
Where do swear words come from?
Yer mouth D:

 

thats appealing in one sense yet un fair to women in another. >.<

no, Mishkip, its because Bush and the rest of his government buddies are greedy bastards...

 

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Report the animal for poaching.
Why don't more psychics win the lottery?
They got banned in 1917
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
The alphabet is in that order because of the song. The song is sung that way because of the alphabet. If you understood that, you're as weird as I am.
Why do we pay tolls on the freeway?
False advertisement.
If blind people wear sunglasses why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?
Sunglasses make you "cool." Ear muffs make you warm. Its more comfortable without them.
If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Monkeys and apes got tired of being people and went back.
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
-286 degrees farenheit.
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Prejudice against fat chances. People like to keep them separate.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
So you don't get it mixed up with an abbreviation.
Where do swear words come from?
God.

 

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Kick it on the stomach. (Or the butt if possible.)
Why don't more psychics win the lottery?
It's against the rules.
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
It's because they freaking rhyme.
Why do we pay tolls on the freeway?
Because it's fun.
If blind people wear sunglasses why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?
It'd be pathetic.
If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
They haven't gone through puberty.
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Ask your science teacher.
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
I uhhh.. Oh god...
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Because it only is for slow people.
Where do swear words come from?
The dictonary.

 

lol!!! the answer to all the above will be announced after this comercial break!

 

ohh and *** was the sortened name for a donkey which is considered stuborn and stuborn people are usually called @sses

 

............because you touch yourself at night

 

That's a Family Guy answer! XD