Theres a cockroach in my room

And Im out of bug spray...

Guys, I'm going to die :(
Nice knowing you all!

 

it's been nice knowing you

 

And you're from Australia too. I bet the cockroaches there spray venom into your face. I hope your death will be quick and painless.

 

and that's why I use footwear to get rid of them. Sure it leaves a mess, but I know I'll never run out of it.

 

Capture and befriend it. It'll be your new bff when the Nuclear Holocaust happens.

 

It'll survive but she won't.

 

Made me think of the Plants Vs. Zombies theme.

For some reason.

 

imagine your Bear Grylls and eat it.

 

Kill it.

 

Unless she befriends enough cockroaches to form a protective anti-nuclear armour, or she mutates into a human/cockroach hybrid.

 

Kitty, you're so smart.

 

Have a heart.

 

Maybe it can be your new conscious- *shot*

 

When I was in India I saw a cockraoch in a draw when I opened it... I think it's the only time I've ever had to face a cockraoch. Good luck ;-; I'll send you some provisions if you get stuck in your room.

 

I'm sleeping in my sister's room while she's on holiday until I can find the little *******

Exactly why I'm going to die if I go in my room. Thankyou for your concern

I live in Australia, mate, things don't just die here

Actually reminds me of a Power Puff Girls episode-where the bad guy covers himself in heaps of cockroaches to form a giant cockroach. It was gross

 

Put it in a jar filled to the brim with water and seal it in there. It'll take a while for it drown, but at the very least it'll stop moving until then and you'll always know where it is.

 

Use le bug spray! c:

 

I have run out of le bug spray! Read the first post

 

Oh, derp.

Buy more? c: