There was a costume show at the mall today

Some really hot girl had a slutty Harry Potter costume on.

I'd like to put my Basilisk in her Chamber of Secrets if you know what I mean.

 

Oh my .

 

But doesn't the Basilisk come OUT of the Chamber of Secrets?

 

well it had to go in at some point in order to come out

 

Oh you .

 

Unless the Chamber was built around it. Then it would have simply been inside for as long as the Chamber of Secrets has been around.

 

Then we'll change it to:

I'd like to put my basilisk fang into her diary if you know what I mean.

 

So wait, some girl was dressed up as Harry Potter and you want to do her?

Sure dude, whatever floats your boat.

 

Depends whick chick she decided to go as.

 

Trolololo nicely put xD

 

How about Sword of Gryffindor into her Basilisk?

 

That sounds like a cock fight.

 

Poor Mr. Pumpkin, all he's got is a wee little fang.

I'm not gay

 

Well the point is that you want to bang that Horcrux, right? So why do we need to sugercoat it with all these innuendos?

 

You're gonna lose your beloved Basilisk once 'she Harry' gets a hold of Gryffindor Sword from your friend.

 

Oh snaps
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Hopefully she's not too ****ty, wouldn't want that Chamber of Secrets to be a Goblet of Fire.


If you know what I mean.

 

I think the moral of the story was she made his Slytherin Hufflepuff up.