The Weirdest Thing That You Have EVER Done!!!!

what is the weirdest/funniest thing you have ever done you can tell up to 13

 

i once got told off by my mom so i got up and yelled
"you just hate me cus im black" and stormed off tipping over a table on my way down to my room

 

that is funny

today i went to let the neighbor's dogs outside to pee and i got to the door( ok they have steps on the side of their house) and i did that thing sora does in kh2 to lock the keyhole and i fell off the steps and landed on their car

and then i ran around screaming "DIE HEARTLESS!!!!!!!DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" over and over again :D :woohoo:

 

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I told my mom to piss off and STFU once.
:3

 

I walked into church and I had to go pee, walked into the bathroom, did my stuff came out, was kicked out for the day.

Moral of the Story, read bathroom signs...so many girls hated me when I was a kid.

 

The weirdest thing I've ever done?
Hmm.. I remember one time (my dad told me actually) I woke up, took a shower, got dressed, ate my breakfast and finally went back to bed to sleep more 4-5 hours..

PS: This was during summer vacation..

 

I had a friend poop in a cup, and then we strapped it with explosives and chucked it at a house.

 

I jumped out a window... twice...
end of story

 

We were in Latin class once, and I dont even know how we got to the subject but we started talking about boy scouts, and so my latin teacher starts telling us about when he was a boy scout he was in a drawing to go to a wreastling match, and he was picked with 9 other people. So they went to the match and he starts telling us about how the guy took a folding chair and put it over the other guys head and squeazed his head with it. And we are all like "Huh?" And so the teacher decides to demonstrate it. (Note: the guy is very up tight and old XD) And so he takes one of the folding chairs and puts it over his head and starts sqeazing it and we are all laughing because this makes absoultly no sense. And then this one kid walks in, and hes the kid who always comes in at the worst possible momments and is always like "WTF!!!". And so the kid walks in the door and my latin teacher is squeezing his head with a folding chair. The kid just slowly backs back out of the room and all of us our laughing our a**** off and my friend fell out of her seat. The end

 

the funniest thing i ever saw....hmmm.... it would probaly be last night. i was at my moms friends house and she had an XBOX360...and she had XBOX live so u can talk 2 ppl who r playing with u and stuf...and my brother brought a game called "Gears of War" 2 play on xbox live so i watched him play it and he was sooo funny!!! he was **** rapping this guy and sent a funny message 2 him...i think he said "hello kemical i had a lot of fun **** rapping u and i wanna do it again somtime and i just wanna tell u that u rmy *****i couldnt stop laughing

 

I got my apron caught on one of these spinning basket things that had Teensies in it at work, and I was stuck walking around in circles because I couldn't get it off. Not without ripping it, anyway.

I've also tripped over the mat the bagger stands on and landed in a cart parked oh so conveniently nearby....

Oh...best one...my car makes this beeping noise if I've turned the car off but forgot to turn off the headlights first. Now, I know what the beeping means and what I have to do, but it hasn't quite hit rock bottom that I'm supposed to do that before I turn the car off...

 

one that comes to mind was when i was about 2-3 years old. I washed the dashes in the nip, with only an apron on. My parents took a picture of me doin' it. You could see my tooshie as bright as day.

 

one time me and my sister were half mooning my mom cause we were shaking them and she took a picture and know has blackmail on us

another time me and my sis were out on our jet ski and i was on the back and she was driving and she took off before i was ready and i flew back like five feet!!!