Patrick: It's called the ugly barnacle. Spongebob: -blinks- Patrick: Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End Spongebob: ...That didn't help at all.
Shame on you, Wolfie, moving this moving and inspired piece of literature to the Spam Zone. Shaaaaaaaaammmmmmmeeeee...
That was absolutely enlightening. Such a masterful piece of work, I daresay, far surpasses the likes of Dickens, Tolstoy, Kafka, or Kerouac. The insane combination of both simplicity in word but philosophical complexity simply brought tears to my eyes. Bravo, I say. Bravo.