The truth about Max.

Kitty and I have concluded that Max is in fact the product of Goofy having an affair with Daisy. Max had an operation at age 3 to cover up his half-duckness from the world.

We will be suing Disney for lying to young children.

We are......justice.

For more information, purchase the new game, "Sora's Ark" available for Ps3.

8D
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Just as planned.

 

And I just thought that Goofy knocked up a hooker at the strip joint and then when the chick had the baby she left it on Goofy's porch.

 

Remember, some scenes are in 3D!

 

Justo como habia planeado.

 

Sexayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

Oh yes kitty, I forgot, the killing of Mickey is in 3D. Blood splatters into the audiance. 8D

And Donald and Daisy's "date".

And "sora beating goofy with a poo stick" whatever THAT means, ask Kitty.
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You guys seem to be having a hell lot of more fun than I am xD

 

lol you kinda just ruined my childhood thar P:

 

.........everything I know is a lie........but that is an interesting story.......

 

Max is half-duck.

Omg, no wonder he sings.

 

My life now has meaning. Thank you.

 

>| srsli whoresome foursome sexy fruit i think that goofy has a thang for max i mean id never go visit my dad anymore if i knew he drew pictures of me and daydreamed with flowers and rainbows in them >.>







hey orange, want to do that to me :3 ;]/ hump3/

 

liekomgzmolestorz.

 

wtf.

*slaps*

Go leak your hormonal tones somewhere else.
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Orange is a sexy beast.

 

>|

>_>

<_<

You eye ballin' my woman?
XD
jk

 

*facepalm*

I never should've posted my picture.

Why is this brought up in EVERY thread I make?
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I think it should be called "Sara's Arc"

 

xDDDDDDDDDDD
Lulz.
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