The Story of the Little Red Hen (PG-13 for censored language)

One day as the Little Red Hen was scratching in a field, she found a grain of wheat.

"This wheat should be planted," she said. "Who will plant this grain of wheat?"

"Not I," said the Cat.

"Not I," said the Dog.

The Hobo urinated on the Hen's front lawn.

"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.

Soon the wheat grew to be tall and yellow.

"The wheat is ripe," said the Little Red Hen. "Who will cut the wheat?"

"Not I," said the Cat.

"Not I," said the Dog.

"Screw you," said the Hobo.

"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.

When the wheat was cut, the Little Red Hen said, "Who will thresh the wheat?"

"Not I," said the Cat.

"Not I," said the Dog.

"Where's my bottle of Corona?!" said the Hobo.

"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.

When the wheat was threshed, the Little Red Hen said, "Who will take this wheat to the mill?"

"Not I," said the Cat.

"Not I," said the Dog.

"Who the hell gives a s***?" said the Hobo.

"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.

She took the wheat to the mill and had it ground into flour. Then she said, "Who will make this flour into bread?"

"Not I," said the Cat.

"Not I," said the Dog.

"F*** you, b****," said the Hobo.

"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.

She made and baked the bread. Then she said, "Who will eat this bread?"

"Oh, I will!" said the Cat.

"And I will!" said the Dog.

The Hobo was busy stealing the Hen's 70-inch Plasma TV.

"No, No!" said the Little Red Hen. "I will do that." And she did.

The animals went quiet for a moment. They looked at each other and silently agreed.

They whipped out their pitchforks, torches & a bottle of BBQ sauce and roasted the Hen inside its straw house.

And that's how Kentucky Fried Chicken was made.

The End.

 

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The Hobo is Spike right?

 

i've always wondered where KFC came from...

 

Now You Know~
Now I Know~

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That was good x3