The Story Game

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So here's the idea; continue with what was posted directly before you. In the end, this will create our 'story'. Here are the (few) rules:

- Posts should be at least one sentence long. You can write as little or as much as you like, so long as it fits this rule.
- Your post should be readable. That isn't to say you have to be a complete Grammar Nazi (this is the Spam Zone after all).
- Posts don't have to follow any precise style. If you want to carry on the previous post proper, go ahead. If you want to suddenly change the story radically, go for it. This is about fun, not consistency.
- Despite the previous rule, do not ignore the previous post. Changing the story is fine, but follow on at least slightly.
- Don't take anything too seriously. If you want to post something deep, detailed, and well-thought, do so, but don't be offended if somebody else warps it completely.

Remember to follow all of KHV's rule too. Now, on with the game.

~

It was a dark and stormy night. Darker and stormier in fact than the previous few nights, which had all been dark and stormy. The rain was wet, like rain so often is, and was generally unsurprising to those that have ever seen rain before.
Dr. Bacon stood at the top of his tower, wondering what he would do with himself on this stormy and wet day. It was then that he suddenly had an idea.

 

His idea, while it might sound ludicrous, was to create a thread on an internet forum complaining about these stormy nights. Why don't we ever get a clam and breezy night? Maybe a somewhat dim night? No, always dark and stormy. He was about to create said thread when an unexpected visitor burst in from the cold.

 

This visitor was wild eyed and soaking wet, seeing as how he had come out of the rainy stormy night. He saw Dr. Bacon and began to mutter something indistinguishable. "I say," Dr. Bacon said, surprised and stil hankering after a breezy night and for some inexplicable reason, clams. "Calm yourself, man! What's the matter?" The wild man paused for breath, then opened his mouth to speak.

 

"The switch in my brain labeled idea has just been switched to the on position!" The wild man shouted, he then began to tell Dr. Bacon his idea when suddenly..

 

A man in a banana suit jumped in and started dancing. "A storm's a brewin out there!"

 

At the appearance of the banana-suited man, both Dr. Bacon and his rain-soaked companion were quite startled.
"My good man, we are quite aware of the rain outside," Dr. Bacon told him, "But why on Earth are you wearing such a strange costume?"
It was then that the man replied;

 

Don't ya know?

[video=youtube;LH5ay10RTGY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY[/video]

 

Dr. Bacon and his vistor just stared at this strange man in disbelief, "Right..." Dr. Bacon said slowly, "But why are you-" He was cut shot by a loud bang. Dr. Bacon's astonishment at suddenly being shot dead was nothing compared to his astonishment to what happened next.

 

As Dr. Bacon died, he saw a most interesting sight. The man in the banana suit grew wings, and a rainbow staff appeared in his hand. The banana man pointed the staff at Dr. Bacon and yelled "ZIG ZAGGETY ZTERKAZE!" Dr. Bacon felt his insides turn, and the bullet shot out of his body. He began to float and he said...

 

[video=youtube;CbfH8AlO9j4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbfH8AlO9j4[/video]

 

(I dont know if I already posted, if I did, then I can't see it. Delete this if I posted the same thing)

"I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYY!" And at that moment, a teenager rudely barged in, yelling, "WHO JUST DID THAT??" He looked around, alert, ignoring anything else in the room.

 

(Nah, you're good, jd)

Which in itself was quite impressive, considering everything that was going on in the building.
"The switch in my head marked 'bewilderment' has switched into the on position." the wild man from before announced, before, turning to face the newcomer.
"Who the devil are you?" he asked the teenaged boy.

 

No sooner had he said that, a flying saucer crashed into the building, knocking everyone back. a door opened and out of it stepped Morgan freeman.

 

"My name is--" He got blown back by the flying saucer. He got up, dusted himself off, and turned to see Morgan. "....I CAN DO THAT TOO!" He pressed a button out of no where, and out of no where came Biggoron from Legend of Zelda. It stepped on Morgan.

 

Morgan, being god, easily defeated the biggoron. He then turned towards the rest of the people present and opened his mouth to speak..

 

He threw a chilidog at Morgons mouth. "Shut up shut up shut up!"

 

Morgon turned around and held out a hand. In the hand, an axe made of fire appeared. He held out his other hand. In that hand, Nyan Cat was summoned. He threw Nyan Cat up into the air, and hit Nyan Cat baseball-style at the biggoron. "Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan" it cried in panic as it crashed into the biggoron, causing both Nyan Cat and the biggoron to fall over.

 

Fox Mccloud in an arwing flied and crashed in to Nyan Cat. "NOOOOOOOOO!"

 

"Well guys, it's tiiiiiiiiiiiime to work!" A pedophile hopped on top of the crashed airwing.

 

Poke killed the pedo by karate-chopping him, flaming fist style. "Me no like da pedozians!"