We've tried teaching the Spamzone to count, it's such a tiresome job. What do you think the staff spend their time doing?
This. Spamzone's job never involves counting higher than 1. How could you feel if someone made fun of you for not knowing how to solve a quadratic equation, or recite hamlet? D:
exactly. Spam Zone's motto has always been "more matter with less art." 1 is as high as Spam Zone needs to go. Any higher would be unnecessary and boastful. Frankly, I admire Spam Zone's humble character.