The Secret to the Jesus Walk(Walk on water)

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  1. jackdaniel0 Twilight Town Denizen

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    1. Grab a jillion water spiders
    2. Cut off their legs
    3. Attach them to the bottom of your shoes
    4. Walk on water while playing this song loudly
    5. Whoo your friends
     
    jackdaniel0, Jun 19, 2014
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    Nope.
     
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  3. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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    10/10 quality thread
     
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  4. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Remembered a way to defy gravity.
    1. Jump off a cliff while standing on a table.
    2. Jump off the table about five feet before hitting the ground.
    3. Land safely.
     
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  6. jackdaniel0 Twilight Town Denizen

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    Fine then....
    Grab a jillion dead water spiders
     
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  7. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Or you can just photoshop and wow your friends with that
    (random google image)
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  8. cstar stay away from my waifu

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    R.I.P Water Spiders

    A terrible genocide caused by people who wanted to pretend to be the savior of many.
     
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    jackdaniel i think you've been evaporating too much paint
     
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    Jesus didn't actually walk on water. He swam so well that he appeared to be crawling on the water and the stories changed it because who would believe that the son of God would crawl anywhere? It's utterly ridiculous.
     
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    ffs guys all I did was stand in a puddle and people are trying to be like me
     
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  14. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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