The school board thinks that I'm a nazi

I can kinda see where they're coming from, but....no.

 

Just remember to hide your left-facing swastika at all times.

 

Dalk a nazi? No wai

 

ya wai
dey tink i suport hitlr

 

Orly? zomg tats lykez a lizes righz therez

 

Well, didn't Hitler fix the economy?

 

Yeah. He also indirectly ordered other people to kill millions upon millions of people.

 

I'm not calling him a good guy. I'm just pointing out one thing he did.

 

He also had a 99% approval rating.

 

Not in the late years of Nazi Germany.

Well, secretly, anyway.

 

but.. .

 

You think I'm kidding but I'm not. They think I'm a ****ing nazi, I have to go to the counselor and everything now.

 

Do you know what I do when they call me a Nazi?

Dress up like the lovechild of Duke Nukem and Uncle Sam.

 

I wrote a paper about Hitler.

 

Anything that anyone does or says about Hitler, they are then named a Nazi. You didn't know?

 

Recite the American Pledge of Allegiance

In German.

 

So all of the major Allied leaders from 1939-1945, hell, almost any nation in the world after 1933, were or was a Nazi(s)?

Dear god.

 

Stop intentionally falling for my traps dammit. It's not helping me in any way.

 

Wow, My school probably wouldn't care. But wow, Writing a paper on Hitler doesn't mean your a Nazi. My friend wrote his SAT essay on Hitler.

 

Dude, my friend got it way worse, though on a subject not so hated.

He wrote about how he shot another friend of mine in the face with a bee-bee gun. Then, he changed it to dropping the gun.

Got bugged by them counslers good.