On a usual day in the castle that never was Out in the courtyard,Axel was looking for Roxas. "ROXASSSSSSS,ROXASSSSSSSSSS!" "ROXASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Axel began to give up untill he saw a blond colored bird. "You look awfully familliar." "Its me,Roxas CHIRP!" "Let me guess,the icy mad scientist that everyone calls Vexen?" Roxbird nodded to Axel. "Come on Roxy,lets give Vexen a little visit. Meanwhile in Vexen's room or labatory "Hmmmm,Hydrogen and Oxygen make H2O that is the compound for water." Vexen started to study the other chemicals he had and mixed them together to study the compounds he created.As Vexen was about to poor a green liquid into a red liquid,Roxbird crashed through the window and attacked Vexen. "AHHHHHHHH!Crazy bird attack!" Vexen ran out of his room screaming like a girl in serious pain.Vexen,not knowing Roxbird left just triped onto Xaldin who was carrying Demyx's birthday cake. "My cake!I spent 5 freakin' hours to make it and it now says"Happy birthday Xemy"!" Suddely,Xemnas walked in and saw the ruined cake. "I didn't know it was my birthday,I thought it was Demyx's." "Its actualy Demyx's but Vexen crashed into me." Vexen got up and walked back to his room not knowing that Roxbird had pulled out much of his hair. Back in the courtyard "Nice one Roxas!" "Well,I've been wanting to do that since he turned me into a peanut." Suddenly,Roxas instantly turned back to the way he was before Vexen turned him into a bird. "It was a good thing that the experimental changeroo ray had temperary effe-COUGH COUGH!" Without a warning,some feathers came out of Roxas' mouth. "I forgot about some side effects." About 1 hour later "Axel,Roxas,its time for lunch." Saix had finished calling in the members via intercom and came into the kitchen in which was smoking because Xigbar was never a good cook. "Dang oven!" Xigbar kicked the oven but he hurt his foot. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Meanwhile in Twilight town "Hey Diz?" "Yes Namine?" "Did you hear someone screaming in pain?" "Why yes of course." Back in the castle that never was "Your such a drama qween Xigbar." "Its not my fault,its the oven being made out of reinforced steel!" "WILL YOU STOP LOLLYGAGGING AND COOK OUR LUNCH BEFORE MY LIGHTNING BOLTS WILL POKE YOUR OTHER EYE OUT!" "Coming right up Larxene heheh." Xigbar got out a frozen pizza and turned the oven's tempature to 500.About 10 minutes later,eveyone was enjoying lunch except Vexen who was too embarrassed to show up in his hair's current state even though he could've worn a hat. "Everyone,today we have a special event so,GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE NUMBER 9!" Demyx ran out of the kitchen and cowered behind a couch. "Today is Demyx's birthday and we need to make it special." "Umm,I hate to break it to you but,due to Vexen,Demyx's cake is destroyed." "Well Xaldin,I need you to buy a cake from the store since we don't have time for you to bake another." Xaldin opened the corridors and made his way to the bakery that never was.When he got there,there was a line that went around the store..twice. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" More coming soon..well untill Xaldin gets to the front of the line. HELLO!I expect some feedback here.I just wanted to make this comedic story but your not replying.That is a serious offense to me!
Mini chapter! (Insert jeperdy music here) "I am going to flip out if this line gets any slower." "Attention all customers,the shop will be closed untill..5000000000000000000 minutes has passed." "GURRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Meanwhile in the castle "Hey Demyx,heres an early birthday present." "Gee,thanks Axel!" Demyx opened the box to find what they thought was a fancy red marker. "Awesome!" "I found it in Larxene's room." Suddenly,Larxene burst through the wall steaming angry. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TWO DOING WITH THAT!?" "This isn't yours,its Demyx's now." "THEN WHY DOES IT HAVE MY NAME ON IT!?" "It used to belong to a different Larxene..fine its yours." "I'LLLLLL KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" (Insert funny chase music here)
Sorry everyone!My computer somehow crashed and had to be fixed and it is now.The downside,I have tons of stuff lost.So,I will post chapter 2 soon.
Chapter 2! Xaldin,who was still in line,was flipping out. "WILL THIS LINE GET ANY SHORTER!" Xaldin yelled and yelled untill a fly flew into his mouth. "QUCK QUCK COUGH COUGH BULAK." Later in the castle "Hey Demyx,sorry about no birthday cake,but at least you had that fancy red marker for a few seconds." "Its okay Axel,to bad Xaldin and Vexen couldn't join the party,even the emo." Suddenly,Zexion blasted through the wall with Saix's claymore. "I'M NOT EMO!" "Woah,take it easy Zexion and where did you get that?" Zexion started running and jumped out the window for no apparent reason but Vexen decided to come out. "Demyx,in my big box is a life form created in some other dimension." Demyx took his big present and opened it up to find a big surprise. "Uhh Vexen,why is there an epic looking black hedgehog all tied up doing in this box?" "My mistake,that was the wrong box!" Suddenly,the black hedgehog broke free and kicked Vexen to the ground. "How dare you kidnap me,Shadow the hedgehog?" Shadow picked up Vexen and tossed him out the window Zexion jumped out of. "At least I got this awesome computer game I got yesterday and got to the 5th and final stage." "Um,what is the game called?" "Its called Spore,Axel got me the game and I reached the space stage and met the Grox." Suddenly,everyone except Axel and Demyx gasped. "What?" Everyone started to panic except Xemnas,Saix,Larxene,Axel,Demyx,and Zexion who is in the bathroom crying while eating a taco. "What did I say?" "Did you even read the organization rulebook?" "Whats the big deal Xiggy?" Xigbar handed Demyx the rulebook and read the following allowed. What ever you do,do not say G.R.O.X.! "I don't even know what the GR0X are that much." Xigbar handed him a computer printout. The Grox are a sentient species of cyborg aliens that are supposedly the most evil and hostile race in the galaxy.The Grox are the ultimate evil in the galaxy. They are machines that exist entirely outside of nature.The Grox are machines with absolutely no sense of humor! They destroy entire races and never offer an explanation of what it is that ticks them off! The Grox are 'toxic', as exposure to conditions survivable to other life forms causes them to disintegrate. It is extremely hard for any empire to defeat the Grox, since their amazingly vast empire spans 2400 systems with more than 5000 planets.The Grox are a machine race that have blockaded the center of the galaxy. They are extremely dangerous.The followers of Spode believe that the Grox are the greatest evil, even more so than regular persons who reject the will of Spode, and only The False God That Will Come is hated as much as them. And since nearly everyone hates the Grox, most of the scriptures at some point mentions them as the most unearthly beings in the galaxy. "We are so dead." Suddenly,powerful and scary ships surrounded the castle.They were able to communicate with the organization by hacking into the intercom. "Blee zab ze pruva fureeeee zepruval va 999horrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" "Vexen should be alive still." The ships landed and a Grox walked in the room. "We are the Grox!" Larxene came up to the Grox and smiled. "Awwww,look at him,he's soooooooo cute!" "Silence you strange being of this world,We,the Grox shall take over this world." Larxene picked the Grox up and sqeezed it hard. "Let me go!" Larxene started to pat its head and rubbed its stomach. "Let me go now!" Suddenly a bigger ship came and charged up a powerful laser cannon. "OH SNAP!" Chapter 3 coming soon! http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Grox
