The Perfect Woman

According to the Internet...

 

>xbox 360

fucking dropped

 

They missed the ass, a great ass also.

 

This is stupid and insulting to women everywhere and so are you for posting this.

 

Well that's one way to reply to a thread...
Anyway how am I so ungrateful toward women? I never stated that I agree with this pic nor do I recall stating that this is my perfect woman. I'm just showing off what the Internet's interpretation of what their perfect woman is.

 

What one persons interpretation of a perfect woman is*

 

For reference, I googled 'the perfect man' and found this:

Spoiler

Such an unrealistic set of standards.

The matriarchy at its finest.

 

but I don't like Emma Watson's face that much and a bacon dress would be disgusting

 

well i'm gay so. . .

 

lucky for me i am that woman

 

I don't care for beer.

 

You are?

Not that I mind if you are, of course. I don't have problems with people that are different.

 

/ p l e a s e / tell me you're joking

 

Well, this is The Spam Zone, so yes?

 

no no i think you misunderstand i actually am gay but i just thought you knew

 

I've been on the internet long enough to know that if a woman doesn't have a penis, she's not considered the perfect women by the internet.

 

>Emma Watson face
Not bad, 8/10
>Mute button
Depends on the personality, sometimes I think I need a mute button 4/10
>Big boobs
If they're fake 1/10
But if they're genuine double D's you've got my full 10/10
>Gamer
If she doesn't brag about it 8/10
If she's "XDDDDDDDD I'M A GAMUUUUUR GUUUUUURL" than its 0/10
>Pokemone lover
Some with the gamer
>Bacon Dress
>Not a peanut butter dress
1/10
>Beer dispenser
>Drinking beer
0/10
>Sandwich maker
>Not a burrito maker
1/10

Overall:
4.5/10 Would only bang if end of the world and still haven't lost virginity.