The part where I'm drunk and make a thread celebrating that fact

You don't have to type badly to be drunk on the internet, you just have to make bad decisions.This is one of them.

Hi.

 

I type badly because I get mad at Autocorrect and decide to be a dick and intentionally misspell stuff

 

Hey, pal.


Alternatively: I'm not your buddy, guy.[DOUBLEPOST=1373683678][/DOUBLEPOST]

I'm way too meticulous when I'm drunk, I read and re-read anything I type.

 

Just turn off Autocorrect.

 

this whole drunk thread becoming trendy thing needs to stop. this is only the second and I've already had enough

 

Why do you need a auto correct if you got KS here?

 

You should just give in to the peer pressure. You know you wanna do one[DOUBLEPOST=1373687331][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, to be fair, this is like the tamest thread in the spam section, drunk or not.

 

Dear drunk people,

Pay me $5 through paypal and I will correct your spelling.

That is all.

 

I personally will never understand the logic of a drunk thread

 

This implies there is logic behind Spam Zone threads.

 

The spam-zone houses some of the purest intellect on the forum.

 

Psh, I don't need to stinkfdi spelchek. ur jst ljels of my drink,s

 

That is why abstract thinkers are considered intellectuals, you see.

 

They're what make the world such a beautiful place

 

And such is why the Spam Zone is quite certainly our most popular of the boards. We have discovered the secret.

 

Spamzone has no logic.
It's called Spam zone for a reason.

 

OKay so, tomorrow, if I decide to drink again, I need to plan the order of operations. I am still kind of drunk, but now I want snacks with a passion that burns with the heat of a thousand Doritos Locos Tacos the day after ingestion, but I cannot drive myself anywhere. Help, internet.

 

Bike it

 

Bikes are for hippies and people who own bikes