Rummaging through the cabinets, Demyx was thinking of a good time to go shopping. They were out of his favorite chips and grape soda. He got a piece of paper and sat down in his room, trying to make a list. Xigbar came walking by, knocking on his door. “Hey dude… What’re you doing?†he asked. Demyx looked up and chuckled. “I’m making a shopping list. We’re out of some stuff and I’m going to gather a few members to take with me,†he said. Xigbar put his hand on his shoulder. “I’ll go with you,†he said. Demyx nodded. “Ask Axel and Roxas, and then meet me at the front of the castle… See if anyone else wants anything too,†he said, still writing down some stuff. Xigbar nodded and headed off. Demyx finished up the list, and got into the Organization’s budget to get the money to go shop. He stood at the front of the castle, waiting. Axel, Roxas, Xigbar and Xemnas came out. “Cool! Superior is coming!†he said gleefully. “I’m coming along in case you get anything you aren’t supposing to. Like the big bubble set you were wanting last week,†he said. Demyx frowned. “Damnit,†he thought. He looked over at them and Xigbar handed him a list. “Larxene wanted us to pick up some stuff for her too, so I’m guessing you can handle that. I’ve got to get Zexion’s herbs in the garden section, and Luxord’s new card set… He gave me his own money to get that… Axel’s got his own stuff and getting Marluxia some plants… Roxas is getting Vexen’s cookies and Saix’s hair products.. So we’re all set,†he said. Demyx nodded and ran off into a corridor, along with the rest of them following. They made it to a large supermarket. Xigbar headed to the garden section, picking up the herbs for Zexion. He was debating a lot on what each was, so he asked for help. Axel went through the garden section also, finding some pink plants with large vines. He was thinking Marluxia would adore those, and maybe he’d lay off Axel about his dirty room. He then ran off to the grocery part of the store to pick up some food. Roxas was in the hair product aisle, getting some blonde hair dye, but it was confusing. “Hmm.. Extra Shine, or Long lasting,†he asked himself, both in hand. He couldn’t think of it properly. He sighed and took both anyways. Demyx looked on Larxene’s list. The first thing on it was “Bath and Beadsâ€. He went through the beauty aisle and found a package of the stuff. Next on the list was “Deodorantâ€â€¦ He found a lovely smelling on that he’d love on a girl. Old Spice…. He looked down and saw a word he’d never seen He saw Axel passing by. He hollered out. “Hey Axel! Come help me!†he said. Axel nodded coming down the aisle. “What is it?†he asked. He looked at the list. “Tampons? What’re those?†Axel asked, looking at Roxas. Roxas shrugged and looked down the beauty aisles, unable to find it. He went to the place he saw deodorant, and found boxes and other sort of comfortable plastic things on the shelves. “Hmm, there are different types of, Tampons. Pearl tip, super, regular,†he said. He opened the box and looked inside. He looked for the instructions. “What’re you doing!?†Xigbar yelled out as soon as he saw them. Demyx dropped the box. Xigbar’s face looked flushed. “Did Larxene put that on her list?†he asked. Demyx nodded and Xigbar groaned. He got down next to them. “Guy’s, this is stuff Larxene needs for her bad moods, you could call it. “She needs these daily?†Demyx asked. “Only for a week,†he said. “Shouldn’t she use them all the time? She’s grouchy a lot,†he said. Xigbar sighed. “No, it’s a thing a woman has to go through monthly,†he tried explaining. Demyx held up one of the plastic covered sticks. “So how does this work?†he asked. Xigbar groaned and whispered in his ear how Larxene would use it. Demyx frowned and his eyes stared. Axel patted his shoulder. “Come on, let’s checkout before you have a stroke,†he said, pulling him away. Xigbar grabbed a box of the ones Larxene usually used. They all headed out to the checkout. Everyone put their items on the checkout table. The last thing that was to be scanned was Larxene’s tampons. “I’m sorry it won’t ring up,†she said, trying again. Xigbar looked worried. “Umm, punch in the code?†he asked. The woman shook her head. “This bar code has been torn, let me get a price check,†she said. Xigbar grabbed them from he rhand and threw her a bag. “Here’s ten thousand munny!†he said running out of the store. Everyone sighed and right as they walked out, Larxene stood at the entrance, with a list in her hands. “Hey, I forgot to give you my list,†she said. Demyx looked at Xigbar. “Xigbar, that wasn’t Larxene’s list you gave me was it?†he asked. Xigbar chuckled. “Umm, actually… I thought it was stuff she could use,†he said. Larxene looked at Xigbar, “Okay OldBag, what did you put?†she asked. “Ummm… Bath and ds, Deodorant, and…tampons,†he said, almost silent on the last part. Larxene roared with fury. “WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT?†she shouted. Lightning started hitting the ground. “You’re dead!†she shouted…. The next day, Xigbar was pronounced her husband 8D Thanks for reading.
Ha that made me laugh. Are you going to carry this on or is this a one off thing??? I lol'd at Roxas trying to decide between hair dye, Xigbar just getting embaressed and throwing the 10,000 munny at the cashier and how naive Demyx was. Good stuff.
