The Official Wiener Dog Caption Contest

Thahahahat's right! Put a caption on the current picture, and win big! Okay, not really. But you'll win if your caption is good enough.
Rules
No sexual captions.
Make em funny.
No plagiarism.
Picture 1
http://wienerdogs.org/dogs/Max3.jpg
Winner(By default): Black Phoenix-Where's the mustard?
2nd Place:None
3rd Place:None

Next pic will be up soon.

 

Only one problem though...

That picture is WAY too big...

Maybe try shrinking it down to half the size...

 

I can't. It's not on my computer.

 

You could right click the image and save it to your computer and open it with paint to shrink it down to size and then upload it on imageshack.

That's what I always do.

 

I know. But the picture belongs to another website and I only have permission to use it, not edit it. Now caption it.

 

But isn't captioning it another form of editing it?

How exactly is that done?

 

Type a caption in your post. You don't have to put it on the picture.

 

how about this: Where's the mustard?

 

Oh, Okay, I get it now.

But do we have to include that picture image in our post every time?

 

NO! No you don't!

 

Okay,

....If I've done something to anger you I'm sorry...

 

jesus christ..



how about this?

"This thread sucks"