The 'new Madoka' anime

I'm calling it now! That bunny is up to no good!

 

Which pokemon would you like to choose?

We have a fire type, a water type and a grass type to pick.

 

Easy. I choose the fire type.

 

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT

 

I'm BROCK! I'm PEWTER's GYM LEADER! I believe in rock hard defense and determination! That's why my POKEMON are all the rock-type! Do you still want to challenge me? Fine then! Show me your best

 

Rofl Brock I f*cking destroyed your ass my first time with a fooking charmeleon. Get out of here Brock I don't want to have to win all of your badges.

 

I took you for granted. As proof of your victory, here's the BOULDERBADGE! That's an official POKEMON LEAGUE BADGE! Its bearer's POKEMON become more powerful! The technique FLASH can now be used any time!

 

Not sure if want.
Looks more like Mermaid Melody than anything else, if I'm honest.




...I pick the fire type.

 

Thanks for the badge, BRERK. Its a combination of your name and the word jerk.

>opens inventory
>makes charmeleon learn flash
>I dont give a **** what you forget ***** just learn it
>CHARMELEON LEARNED FLASH

Aight. Time to go adventurin

 

Hello, there! Have I got a deal just for you! I'll let you have a swell MAGIKARP for just P500! What do you say?

 

Who the **** are you and why are you trying to sell me a MAGIKARP? Don't those pokemon suck miserably or something?

 

W-what? No! They're great, especially once they evolve!

 

ALRIGHT SURE I don't see why not. Here's the P500 yo now hand me over that MAGIKARP.

 

Doodoodledoodoodoodoodoooooo
-Received MAGIKARP

 

Too mainstream.

Grass

 

Awesome thanks yo. Lets see what the pokedex I bought from eBay says.

Pokedex: Mother****er are you ****ing serious holy **** mother****er you are dumb you are sooo dumb. But yeah just level this ****** pokemon up to lvl 20 and you will kill everyone jesus. ****


Knew it was bad, but come on I only have like 3 pokemon so now 4 aw yeah time to go adventurin and catch pokemen.

@below - Grass suuuuuucks.

 

Beware! ZUBAT is a blood sucker!

 

WTF WE'RE NOT EVEN IN A CAVE

.....

oh **** we're in a cave GO MAGIKARP

USE TACKLE ON THAT ****ING ZUBAT AND KILL THE MOTHER****ER IF YOU COME BACK A LOSER I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY. I BELIEVE IN YOU.

 

Wild ZUBAT used SUPERSONIC.
MAGIKARP's accuracy fell!
MAGIKARP used TACKLE!
But it missed!

 

****JKKKKKKKKKKKK


MAGIKARP, RETURN.

CHARMELEON, GET OUT THERE AND USE FLASH.
*havent played pokemon in a long time, just saying