The fruit: A funny KH story made up of Haikus

Meh, I wrote this in about 10 minutes.

I'm sure you can guess what kind of fruit this is.

It's from Sora's point of view.

Eh, I kind of made him out to seem like a little kid with a crush. (I'm not exactly a Sora fangirl. He's okay, but it's funnier to make fun of him.)

Ah well, I find it mildly entertaining.

Here you go.

All of us on tree

I stare at Kairi's nice hair

Riku stomps my foot



I just ate a fruit

T'was bright and shaped like a star

But I didn't share



Riku called me dumb

For not sharing that dumb fruit

Now OTHER foot hurts



Kairi's wearing pink

She looks so god damn pretty

Foot is stomped again



Riku keeps hurting

I don't know why he does it

Kairi looks pretty



Riku went home now

Kairi and I are still here

Look, another fruit



I pick up the fruit

Then I show it to Kairi

Her face turns all red



I smile and hold it

Then just to impress Kairi

Throw it in water



It skips like a rock

Then finally submerges

Kairi is confused



I like Kairi's name

It sounds so pretty to me

Kairi Kairi Kai



Kairi got all mad

Because she wants to share fruit

I didn't realize



Found another fruit

Kairi is happy with me

I cut it in half



I give some to her

She eats it and so do I

Then we start laughing



Don't know why she laughs

I laugh because she laughed first

She points to my face



There's fruit on my chin

I take it off as she laughs

How embarrassing​