The First song I plan to Perform if I decide to do FMA: Abridged

Since I will need voice actors for FMA Abridged, Here's a little song rewrite I did the other day out of boredom.

Fullmetal Alchemist: Make a Man out of you

Mustang: Let's get down to business
To defeat the Homunculi
Ed: But I really doubt I’m ready
Mustang: shut up, pipsqueak
You're the smallest runt
I’ve ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Edward, I'll make a man
out of you

Hoenhiem: Put your arms in here
To transmutate
Ed: I think I got it, look at it winry!

Izumi Curtis: You're a spineless, pale
pathetic shrimp
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man
out of you

Ed: Man, Alchemy is hard
Winry: Just don’t break your automail
Al: I don’t wanna live like this anymore!
Mustang: What’s wrong Fullmetal, out of breath?
Ed: I Just want to get my body back!
Greed: Then don't do anything stupid anymore

(Chorus: Be a man)
Izumi: You must be swift as
a coursing river
(Chorus: Be a man)
With all the force
of a great typhoon
(Chorus: Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon

Envy: Time is racing toward them
till the promised day
Pride: Don’t tell them
And they might all die

Gluttony: Lust, can I eat him?
Lust: No, you’ll just, hurt your tummy
Gluttony: How about now?
Lust: I just said that you can’t

(Chorus: Be a man)
Mustang: You must be swift as
a coursing river
(Chorus: Be a man)
With all the force
of a great typhoon
(Chorus: Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon

(Be a man)
Ed: I must be swift as
a coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon

Ed: I just don’t wanna be called short anymore
Al and everyone else: We know!
Envy: You pipsqueak

 

I'd try for Riza if you do auditions and stuff like that xD

 

Why would you even make an abridged series?

 

Idk how you're thinking to go about doing something like this, but I can pull off a Greed and Mustang voice.

Abridging isn't a very easy art though, I tried doing it once and failed epically. Not only do you need some good software, if you plan on using multiple voice actors it makes it even more difficult. Still I can't knock a guy for trying something, all the master abridgers started small.

 

As far as the voice impressions go, I don't like it when the actors try to copy the voice. If I wanted to copy the voices I wouldn't have written this at all. But here's the thread where I will post all info. I plan on playing Greed (2nd one) and Ed since they are my favorites (maybe Envy if I don't wanna do Greed):
http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?114769-Fullmetal-Alchemist-The-Abridged-Series
More info to come soon!