The entirety of the second half of season 7 in one skype chat

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[9:21:43 PM] The Doctor: You think it's funny to hit Impossible Girls?
[9:22:13 PM] Clara Oswald: *weeping* I just don't know why he hit me.
[9:22:19 PM] The Doctor: Sh
[9:22:25 PM] The Doctor: B(
[9:22:50 PM] River Song: I know it is okay. Sit lets have some tea
[9:23:07 PM] Clara Oswald: Okay.
[9:23:29 PM] River Song: *makes Tea* I assume the doctor has talked about me
[9:24:24 PM] Clara Oswald: Oh, um, yea all the time. He goes on and on about you.
[9:24:36 PM] River Song: really now?
[9:24:47 PM] Clara Oswald: N-no . . . not really, sorry.
[9:24:58 PM] The Doctor: The Doctor comes in
[9:25:02 PM] River Song: No it isn't a bad thing
[9:25:13 PM] The Doctor: Okay, well, I seem to have scared him off
[9:25:16 PM] The Doctor: Ooh, tea
[9:25:33 PM] Clara Oswald: So, what exactly is your relationship?
[9:25:43 PM] River Song: Here you go sweetie *hands him her cup and grbs wine*
[9:26:10 PM] Clara Oswald: *takes the cup* Thank you.
[9:26:27 PM] River Song: *looks at the doctor* :^)
[9:26:30 PM] The Doctor: ...Clara that was for me B(
[9:27:08 PM] River Song: I will get you another one sweetie
[9:33:34 PM] Clara Oswald: Clara Oswald cries a bit at the thought.
[9:33:35 PM] The Doctor: Well I'm retired
[9:33:41 PM] The Doctor: I'm retired
[9:33:49 PM] The Doctor: So I don't care anymore
[9:33:50 PM] The Doctor: B(
[9:33:54 PM] The Doctor: The Doctor is grumpy
[9:33:54 PM] Clara Oswald: D-Doctor?
[9:34:02 PM] River Song: Come on sweetie
[9:34:05 PM] River Song: lighten up
[9:34:09 PM] The Doctor: B(
[9:34:35 PM] The Doctor: I'm going back to my cloud...
[9:34:42 PM] Clara Oswald: You can't retire. The world needs a Doctor to heal its ugly wounds.
[9:34:47 PM] The Doctor: I
[9:34:53 PM] The Doctor: Am going back
[9:34:53 PM] The Doctor: To my cloud
[9:34:58 PM] The Doctor: B(
[9:34:58 PM] Clara Oswald: . . .
[9:35:02 PM] Clara Oswald: Pond
[9:35:04 PM] River Song: No
[9:35:13 PM] River Song: *follows*
[9:35:19 PM] River Song: What is the matter with you!
[9:35:20 PM] The Doctor: And don't you even- ...
[9:35:23 PM] River Song: Listen to me!
[9:35:26 PM] The Doctor: Did you say Pond?
[9:35:29 PM] The Doctor: ...
[9:35:32 PM] Clara Oswald: Y-yeah.
[9:35:38 PM] The Doctor: .______.
[9:35:48 PM] The Doctor: Alright fine. I'll... Look
[9:35:53 PM] The Doctor: It's not investigating
[9:35:59 PM] The Doctor: B(
[9:36:04 PM] River Song: Thats my doctor
[9:36:05 PM] River Song: sorta
[9:36:09 PM] Clara Oswald: Sure, okay.
[9:36:15 PM] The Doctor: >.>
[9:36:23 PM] The Doctor: The Doctor walks to the Pond
[9:36:23 PM] The Doctor: Hmm...
[9:36:36 PM] Clara Oswald: It's been scaring the children.
[9:36:55 PM] Clara Oswald: Clara Oswald walks up a little behind The Doctor.
[9:37:03 PM] The Doctor: What did they say was in there?
[9:37:16 PM] River Song: River Song standing back and watching thinking no one can see her
[9:37:31 PM] Clara Oswald: An ice woman, I think.
[9:37:43 PM] The Doctor: A nice woman?
[9:37:44 PM] The Doctor: B(
[9:37:54 PM] Clara Oswald: Clara Oswald giggles.
[9:37:58 PM] Clara Oswald: An ice woman.
[9:38:03 PM] Clara Oswald: ICE
[9:38:04 PM] The Doctor: Oh >.>
[9:38:14 PM] The Doctor: Of course >.>
[9:38:36 PM] River Song: *to Clara* the mental link is still open so you can see me but no one else can
[9:39:19 PM] Clara Oswald: What am I supposed to do then *@River*
[9:40:13 PM] The Doctor: ...I'm going back to my cloud...
[9:40:13 PM] River Song: Give him a reason to help. Something that catches his interest
[9:40:30 PM] The Doctor: The Doctor grumbles and walks off
[9:40:38 PM] Clara Oswald: W-wait!!
[9:40:39 PM] Clara Oswald: . . .
[9:40:53 PM] The Doctor: What? >.>
[9:40:59 PM] River Song: Doctor No. Please... *goes up to slap him* What are you doing
[9:41:06 PM] The Doctor: The Doctor catches hand
[9:41:10 PM] The Doctor: Don't
[9:41:10 PM] The Doctor: You
[9:41:11 PM | Edited 9:41:16 PM] The Doctor: Dare
[9:41:19 PM] The Doctor: B(
[9:41:25 PM] River Song: B-but how
[9:41:30 PM] River Song: you aren't suppose to see me
[9:41:40 PM] The Doctor: I can ALWAYS see you B(
[9:41:52 PM] River Song: Then why haven't you talked to me!
[9:42:09 PM] The Doctor: ...I thought it would hurt too much.
[9:42:25 PM] River Song: I think I could deal with it
[9:42:31 PM] The Doctor: No.
[9:42:39 PM | Edited 9:42:41 PM] The Doctor: I thought it would hurt ME too much.
[9:42:50 PM] River Song: oh...
[9:42:59 PM] Clara Oswald: Clara Oswald is lost in The Doctors time line.
[9:43:07 PM] The Doctor: ...
[9:43:14 PM] The Doctor: Where's Clara?
[9:43:27 PM] River Song: in your timeline >.>
[9:43:34 PM] The Doctor: ._.
[9:43:43 PM] The Doctor: DAMN IT THAT GIRL!
[9:43:46 PM] The Doctor: The Doctor dashes off
[9:43:48 PM] The Doctor: The Doctor stops
[9:43:53 PM] The Doctor: Before I go
[9:43:54 PM] The Doctor: Wait
[9:43:56 PM] River Song: But there has to be another way to get her back
[9:43:59 PM] The Doctor: The Doctor kisses River
[9:44:08 PM] River Song: River Song kisses him back
[9:44:27 PM] The Doctor: Now
[9:44:32 PM] The Doctor: I go
[9:44:35 PM] The Doctor: Wait
[9:44:38 PM] The Doctor: No one else can see you
[9:44:46 PM] The Doctor: God knows how that looked .-.
[9:44:52 PM] The Doctor: <.<
[9:44:54 PM] The Doctor: >.>
[9:44:56 PM] River Song: >.<
[9:45:14 PM] The Doctor: Anyway, I hate goodbyes
[9:45:21 PM] River Song: But there has to be another way. Use the TARDIS or something
[9:45:39 PM | Edited 9:45:39 PM] The Doctor: No. This is the only way.
[9:45:47 PM] The Doctor: B(
[9:46:06 PM] River Song: Then say goodbye the only way I will accept
[9:46:13 PM] The Doctor: Oh?
[9:46:29 PM] River Song: Like I will see you again
[9:46:37 PM] The Doctor: Well then.
[9:46:51 PM] The Doctor: Until next time Professor River Song.
[9:47:03 PM] River Song: Until next time Doctor
[9:47:34 PM] The Doctor: Don't wait up c:
[9:47:47 PM] The Doctor: The Doctor removes too hat and gets different coat
[9:47:54 PM] River Song: goodbye sweetie

[DOUBLEPOST=1371704044][/DOUBLEPOST]Of doctor who. I forgot to add that to the title >.>