The Cave of the Hungry Beast

In this cave, there lies a creature who has etched its story along the walls (In 5 different languages: English, Spanish, French, Chinese, and Japanese) with only the bare tooth and claw.

I was once one of you, but then came them. They changed me, oh so very much. My teeth became larger and my nails became like my teeth. I was so itchy and so very hungry. Please, I beg of you, come closer to me. Please, come to me. I'm ever so kind to people, come to me.

You hear a growling sound coming from the darkness, do you dare venture further?

 

Of course I want to walk into an impossibly dangerous situation.


Its dark down there... I like... *Walks in* Dude wtf its a tree!

 

YAY TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DANCES*

 

........Chinese eh?......it's too bad I'm still elarning......anyway.....yeah....I'd back away slowly then take off running because I'm a chicken like that. :D

 

Stands outside the cave with a 39" in a half-foot pole.

He pokes the monster from the outside then runs away.