The best pick-up lines ***KEEP IT CLEAN***

Got some great pick-up lines? Post 'em here!



My personal favorite: "I hear kissing is the language of looove. Care to indulge in a conversation?"

 

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****? (After she slaps you or leaves) Hey! Whats wrong? Don't you like pizza?!

 

Keep it clean, Roxasvsriku.

I probably should have said that. XD

 

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

 

"If beauty could kill, one look at you would melt all of my internal organs and turn my eyes to raisins."

 

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

 

Got to go for a classic: "I lost my phone number; can I have yours?"

 

"Do you accept bits of string?"
"*awkward silence*"

 

"My eyes must be decieving me because I think you just fell out of heaven."

XD. My friend said that to a girl and got rejected immediately.

 

XD Storrini, I saw that episode of that one show. ( forgot the name ) XD

"Do you work for the UPS? Because I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out my package."

 

I'm surprised no one took this from Friends. "*looks person up and down* How you doing? *charming smile*"

 

"Hey...um...I'm REALLY desperate, would you like to marry me? I'm not a rapist and a I WON'T kill you."

*Grabs arm and starts running*

 

"Hope you know PCR because you are taking my breath away :3"



P.S. I think that is how you spell PCR xD

 

CPR...

"Boy, you're hot..."

 

great classics:

"Are your legs tired because you've been runnin' through my mind ALL day!"

Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl:...?
Guy: When you fell from heaven?

 

"baby... all my base are belong to j00" X'D

"Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all day" <-- It's clean! XD I didn't swear D:

 

"It's like we're meant for each other. Like beauty and the beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, i'll tear their lungs out."

 

Sry bout the first post Darky o.o

Heres a classic: Hi, you'll do.

 

Heres one I know from school

boy: Hey did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt
Boy: when you fell from hevean

 

got one.

Heres one I learned from a comedian.
"Baby my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't keep it in."

You'd probaly get rejected if you try that one.