The April Fools Virus...

Okay, since there is no thread of acutally PREVENTING your computer from ****ing up and your parents going Apeshit, I shall do this.


1.Check if Microsoft sites work, or sites that offer protection from spyware and viruses. The Conflick virus PREVENTS you from going on these sites.

2.If you have it and it's started, use a proxy and go download a anti-malware protecter, like Malwarebytes anti-malware (This program works wonders, trust me)

3.The virus checks all credit card numbers and bank accounts, and DELETES all files, yes ALL of them, even your porn ones (jk, but yes..if you have one, you sick *******, it happens.)

4.And dont try disconnecting the internet or turning of your computer...it activates as soon as you turn it on, even after April fools.

For more Info, go to these sites for help, they have links to help:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29975229/wid/11915829?GT1=40006
http://tech.msn.com/security/articlepcw.aspx?cp-documentid=18860174&GT1=40000
http://www.slate.com/id/2214970/?GT1=38001

 

I think I'm just gonna unplug my PC & Internet Modem tonight.

 

...

Now it's personal.

 

I'll direct you to number 4 please

 

I don't have it, so if I just turn it off, it'll prevent me from getting it at all.

 

I'm scared now.
This is why I want a Mac.

 

Because 1 virus MIGHT infect your computer, MAYBE?

 

what the hell is the April Fool's Day virus?

 

Conficker.

 

Paranoia .

 

Yes and no, The virus does apper magically on a clean computer, you have to download it from something or get it first.



So if it's clean, you could leave it on, but you could turn it off, just in case.

It's a virus that deletes everything on your computer, even your twilight folders and stuff

and tracks credit card numbers and bank accounts. And shuts the computer down.

 

I never really understood why people leave their computers on for days and days. I'm not too worried about the virus, but I'll scan just to be safe.
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Oh, I must have skipped that one. Whoops.

 

I did the same, I not worried, it's most likely a scare.


They did the same last year, and nothing happend.


But the virus they talk about is real.

 

Bring this ****. I fear nothing. At all.

 

So I heard Lil Wayne was murdered this morning.

 

What if the guy behind the virus is making an April Fools joke on all of us, by not sending it out?

 

That would be funny xD

 

Microsoft will behead him and turn his corpse into the next generation of Windows.

 

Except to those who take it seriously and buy a whole new computer.