The Adventure of Saxima and her dad.

As some of you might know, my dad's a drinker. Tonight, he decided to take me driving. We drove the high way, and were having some fun.

Well, on our way home, dad, like the drunk he is, stuck his head outta the window and he lost his hat. We pulled over the car and started looking for it. No dice.

We continued down the highway and made an illegal Uturn, went back to look for the hat, no dice again. We made another illy-uie and started down again. We did this three more times, and several police passed us, not even paying attention.

On our fifth round, we finally found the hat. Dad shoved me out of the car, on to the highway (he knew no cars were coming, [about 2:30AM]) and I ran around to find the hat. I picked it up and waved it around like a mad person, and then a few cars passed. Three of them beeped at me, one of them stopped, and a 30 year old looking man got out, and so did my dad.

The man asked "What are you doing out here?"
My dad cut in and told him, "Get the hell away from my daughter,"
The man said, "Are you drunk?"
My dad told him, "It's none of your goddammned business, but yeah."
The man turned back to me, "Miss, would you like me to call the police?" And he put his hand on my shoulder.

Well . . . I grabbed his arm, twisted it and it ended up behind his back (I have no idea how I did that) and then I said "Don't touch me." I made up this whole story about how we were in the mafia or something, and finally said, "If you don't wanna die mister, you'll forget everything you've seen."

And so once me and dad were back in the car, we busted out laughing and then came home.

TL;DR VERSION: MY DAD'S DRUNK YOU GUYS.

EDIT: And when I came home and laid down, I fantasized about my wonderful Norz. <3

 

You are the only person, really, the only person I have come across who is content with having a drinker as a father. My father is a drinker, though probably not as much of one as yours is. Why are you so content with it? You are influenced by his drinking habits? Course, you too drink. Makes dealing with his alcohol splurges easier, doesn't it?

I don't intend to ever drink. Don't like the thought of foreign substances influencing me, mere thought sends shivers down the spine. Do not want!

This has been on my mind for awhile now, and cut me some slack, I may assume. If my assumptions are incorrect, correct me, Saxima. I am rather confident in my recklessly made assumptions, however. You give your parents too much credit. You cut them slack, but don't cut yourself slack. Know this mindset very well, for I have firsthand experience with it myself. You dismiss it, assure yourself and others that they try their best. Tell me, do they really?

Their "best" is not enough, then. You can vouch for the adults all you want to, but I disagree.

 

My dad was constantly drinking when I was younger, it was actually at those times I liked him the best. People tend to get really fun when they drink, at least from my experience.

I always found it fun and I never got why people always hated having drunk parents.

 

Bullshit.

Anyway, you forgot to add you came home and fantasized about me, Sexyma :(

 

Bullshit, how? One-liners are not convincing. Explain.

 

Alcohol affects people in different ways. Some people get happy. Some people get mean.

I don't ever plan on drinking myself and the only issue I have with others drinking is when they drink and drive. Because they're not only putting themselves at risk, they're putting everyone else on the road at the same time as them at risk.

 

You really don't know me like I kinda thought you did. I don't actually like my dad when he's drunk, I was sure you of all people would know that.

I was just telling you guys a fun adventure we had when he was.

I'm disappointed in you Laria, also a little mad at you for even thinking that I'm happy with his choice.

this story was meant to be funny.

 

Saxima is a girl?

 

Wat.

. . .

 

Yes.

and Laria, it was the fact that parents drinking corrupts you. My parents both drink in front of me. They both don't get drunk, but just drinking in front of your children; Nothing wrong with that.

But yes Sexyma, it was indeed a funny story ^^, Actually, I do believe I shall post a funny story of my own soon.

 

Oh right, the story. It was a bit meh but at the same time also a bit dickish. tl;dr: Get out of my Spam Zone

 

Norwegianoff!

FAEN FAEN FAEN.
Kom mot meg, bror!

 

Stop coming onto me in Norwegian, Noroz D:

 

Damnit! Keep it a secret, you sexy beast!

 

Who the hell do you think you are?

 

Looks like i missed the party. And here I thought laria had left.

 

For a sec I was worried this was the discussion section.
In other news I am glad you found your father's hat.

 

XD I don't know if I mentioned, but it was run over a few times, it was pretty funny.

 

I appreciate the honesty about the dream of me by the way.

 

Haha, any time love. <3