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  1. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    Old Godzilla was hoping around
    Tokyo city like a big playground
    When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
    and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade

    Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
    but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
    who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
    When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

    And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
    Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile

    but before it could make it back to the Batcave
    Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
    and took an AK-47 out from under his hat

    and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
    but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
    because Optimus Prime came to save the day

    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny


    Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
    like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
    and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
    but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
    and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady

    when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
    but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

    Indiana Jones took him out with his whip


    then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
    and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
    'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
    and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

    then he jumped in the air and did a somersault

    while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault

    onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air

    hen they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    this is the Ultimate Showdown...

    angels sang out an immaculate chorus
    down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
    who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
    into the crotch of Indiana Jones
    who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
    as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
    but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
    and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs



    then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
    "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
    Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
    Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
    Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
    Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
    Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
    Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
    all came out of nowhere lightning fast
    and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
    it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
    with civilians looking on in total awe

    and the battle raged on for a century
    many lives were claimed, but eventually
    [COLOR="DarkRed"]the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
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    Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

    [COLOR="DarkRed"]this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    [COLOR="Lime"]good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    [COLOR="DarkRed"]
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    [COLOR="Lime"]
    this is the Ultimate Showdown...
    [COLOR="DarkRed"]of Ultimate Destiny.[/COLOR]

    Wanna guess [COLOR="Lime"]how long that [COLOR="DarkRed"]took me?[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR]
     
  2. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    Give or take five seconds? xD
     
  3. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    An hour actually.
     
  4. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    Oh come on. You act as if no one has heard this song. xD
     
  5. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    The Whole time I thought, "Everyone has heard this song. No one will comment on this."
     
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    OLD SONG IS OLD.

    Extremely old. |: Besides, Ultimate Showdown < Slumber Party.
     
  7. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    Aron Carter? Care Bears? Mr. Rogers?

    I havent heard those names in a longggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time.
     
  8. jojoj13 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I forgot about Aaron Carter.

    ._.

     
  9. Deathsight44 Kingdom Keeper

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    I LOVE that song!

    I am famous for that song. Me and 5 friends were walken around the hallways since we were all goin to detention at once (we got in trouble for talken. stupid *****y spanish teacher), and we all started singing "Ultimate Showdown" in the hallway. We all knew the lyrics and were perfectly in synq. it was the best ^_^
     
  10. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    That right there is an awesome expirence.
     
  11. Deathsight44 Kingdom Keeper

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    You bet ur freaken ass it was..........of course, we ended up getten more detention since a security gaurd ended up 'escorting us', but he was an awsome dude since he let us continue our song
     
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