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that time me and Gabi made puns about KHV members usernames in staff chat (feat. Arch)

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Lauriam, Jan 8, 2022.

Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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I stopped being a contributor and I will never be a premium lol so now I can't change my title. As a result "I hope I didn't keep you waiting" will now forever be attached to my name and somehow this seems like the most appropriate description of me to exist. XD
Anyway I do actually regret nearly everything about who I used to be when I was active here so if your memories of me are painful, I'm sorry. Here's to hoping we both forget and move on soon - and also here's to KHV, the site that kept me alive through some of the worst times of my life. Thanks for the memories; I'll never forget this place.
Lauriam, Jan 8, 2022
Lauriam, Jan 8, 2022
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"The keyblade war was started by master Xehanarch"
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me? I'M ALREADY HALF SEX MOD
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Al said:

Nazi's killed the wizards
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"Virginia is on top of me!" MoK
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Liam! Did you encourage the ketchup to go take a different path of life?
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I'll marry you MoK
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Night has fallen
Boredom, accompanied by the cold of the black sky, has settled in
The small Canadian child, packing her room, pauses to listen
Distantly, she can hear the sounds of gunshots and burgers frying
Fear begins to set in, for she has experienced this monster before.
Quickly running to her closet, she pulls out a box labeled "Liberal legislature"
Opening the box and pulling out the glowing scroll, she pins it to her door just as the sounds draw closer
Amidst the chaotic sounds of oil spilling and shots being fired, she can hear the sound of Pokémon theme music drifting up the stairs
Quickly, she opens the false bottom in the box, pulling out her secret weapon. "Pikachu, I choose you." she whispers, tossing the small Pokeball towards the door
Out emerges the yellow mouse, squeaking with rage
He charges his attack as the Canadian child hides under the bed. The house explodes into a ball of light as the mouse screams its battle cry before charging the monster at the door
And thusly, the Canadian child bested the Pokémon thieving, conservative, gun toting *******
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Aelin, Jan 8, 2022
Aelin, Jan 8, 2022
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Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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lol the file I kept these screenshots in is named the Shame Folder

I stopped being a contributor and I will never be a premium lol so now I can't change my title. As a result "I hope I didn't keep you waiting" will now forever be attached to my name and somehow this seems like the most appropriate description of me to exist. XD
Anyway I do actually regret nearly everything about who I used to be when I was active here so if your memories of me are painful, I'm sorry. Here's to hoping we both forget and move on soon - and also here's to KHV, the site that kept me alive through some of the worst times of my life. Thanks for the memories; I'll never forget this place.
Lauriam, Jan 8, 2022
Lauriam, Jan 8, 2022
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