Teen drinking is very, very, very, very bad

Yo, I got a fake ID, though!

 

It's odd that I care very little for drinking. Even with my new heart and almost being 21, it'll probably be a long ass time before I decide to have a drink. Maybe it has to do with all the alcoholics on my dad's side of the family.

 

I'm probably going to have one beer on my 21st birthday just to humor my dad. In the end, though, most that can will end up on the floor because I don't understand how something that smells that bad could possibly taste good.

 

I fucking hate all of you.

 

I probably won't even do that.
Give me a glass of water and get out of my face.

 

If I ever did drink. My first would be an appletini. Don't judge me.

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I have never tasted any form of alcohol alone before, a little in cooking before, but alone I have never tasted any. I love cold water too much.

 

Cold tap water is delicious, especially when you let the pipes dry up and then drink it. I don't know why it's better from dry pipes, it just is.

 

I got drunk on saturday and hit on my guild master in Ventrilo

 

Probably will never drink. It taste like ****. Beer taste like watered down somthing and mixed alcohol taste like flavored or non-flavored medicine. Pop/Soda for life!

 

Let me articulate that a little bit better:

Beer looks and smells like somebody pissed in your glass. Why would it taste any differently?

 

You guys have obviously not had pancake flavoured shots

 

It would probably taste like medicine or bitter on my end. I mean if I wanted something sweet or carbonated I'd get pop or something. Unless I wanted to forcefully get drunk which would be dumb and I hope I will never.

 

You could eat pancakes.

 

omg I love Nyanners! <3

But it's no fun if you're not almost tripping over yourself when you're finished.

 

YES FINALLY!
I will never understand what's so fun about it. I dunno, that's just me.

 

I've been drinking for three years now and I can honestly say your not missing anything.

 

I'll stick to apple juice tyvm.