Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto, not me. Though, I do own this story. Naruto Uzamaki opened his eyes to the bright morning sun with a groan. He fallen asleep in an uncomfortable position last night and now, his back was hurting. He sighed as he got out of bed and got ready for the day. Granny Tsunade had requested Team Kakashi excluding Sai to her office for something, so he figured she was probably pissed about them not bringing Sasuke back when they got to him. They couldn't help it though; his growth was unnatural, so how did she expect them to be able to bring him back so easily? Meanwhile Shizune was talking to Tsunade and she was trying to talk her out of the wanted: dead poster on Sasuke. "Lady Tsunade you can't do that!" Shizune gasped in horror. Tsunade punched the table in anger while yelling, "AND WHY THE HELL CAN'T I? I'M THE HOKAGE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"She yelled at the top of her lungs. Shizune gave a hurt face as she pictured what would happen if Team Kakashi saw the poster. "They'll abandon us too if you make that official Lady Tsunade." She sighed with a tear running down from her eyes. "No they won't because I won't tell them." Tsunade snapped. Sakura and Naruto couldn't believe their ears, how the hell could Konoha frickin' do that? "Let's go Sakura; we're no longer part of this hell hole." Naruto growled as he ripped the headband off his hand and threw it down. "Yes Naruto, let's go."Sakura growled as she threw hers to the ground as well. Sakura then put everything she would need for the road in her bag, as well as Naruto. "Here Naruto, take this. It'll conceal our presence, Chakra and all." she said while handing him a seed. Naruto swallowed the seed as well as Sakura, and that was when they were off. The trip took three days to get out of Konoha, and about ten to get to Orochimaru's hideout. Once they were there they knew that the seeds had worn off so they each took another seed. "Okay, from here we have to be very quiet, so Naruto, let's take this. It'll appear that we're both dead, but in reality we're just in an out of body state." Sakura explained. Naruto nodded and swallowed the seed she gave him, and that was when he collapsed. Sakura took the same seed and she collapsed as well. Sasuke had just got out of training with Orochimaru when he gasped at what he saw. There before him were the dead bodies of his former teammates. "NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"he yelled at the top of his lungs. He then ran over there in anger and he carried both of them outside. When he laid them down to perform CPR, he could feel their Chakra spilling out of their body. "Get up you two, that wasn't very funny!"he snapped.