Talking to new friends

Hi everyone i have no friends so if you can will you add me as a friend please!!:)

 

ill b ur frend!!!! we can go 2 teh animal famly!!!!! :):):)

 

ill be ur frend! add me we can b best m8s!!!!!

 

-moved-
Spam art thou and in the Spam Zone thou shalt remain.

 

I'll be your friend! *smiles*

 

It's the animal village. Don't do it if you can't even get it right. >|

N' well, just start postin'. Despite what you see in the spaz zone there are a lot of nice folk in the forum that you'll soon befriend.

 

Well, excuuuuuuuse me, Princess.

 

No, your idiocy is far too great for forgiveness. Go put your head in a fat man's belly button!

 

*cricket, cricket, cricket...*

 

As your first friendly favor would you please sell this heroin to children near the police office? Much obliged.

 

lick it, lick it, lick it...

 

what the ***?!!

 

She said to lick his dicκ

 

thank you guys for posting nasty comments....

 

I swear I have seen you before.

Hmm.

 

No fucκing problem

 

What's the matter?

I said no such thin'. I simply said "lick it" as it sounded very much so like "cricket". Whatever you guys thought of was of your own imagination.

 

You're welcome madam.