I dont see it...oh well A woman runs out of petrol and phones her husband "I've run out of petrol but I daren't go to fill up because of this Swine Flu". The husband says "you daft hayputh, it's in Mexico, not Texaco!" This little piggy went to market This little piggy stayed at home this little piggy had roast beef This little piggy had none and this little piggy went "cough, sneeze" and the whole world's media went mad over the imminent destruction of the human race, and every journalist found out that they didn't have to do too much work if they just did "Find 'bird', replace with 'swine'" on all their saved articles from a year ago, er, all the way home. Funny how 90 people get the Swine Flu and everyone wears face masks, but millions get Aids and no-one wears condoms. If only pigs didn't know how to build brick houses, the common wolf would have eradicated any chance of Swine flu years ago. Roses are red Violets are blue I have Swine Flu And now so do you
