Surius problem

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Kayate, Aug 28, 2011.

  1. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    KellyJelly be havin' these subconscious problems.

    She's having problems deciding how she should feel people.

    I told her that she can touch whoever however she wants, in a respectable way.

    Thoughts?
     
  2. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I understood that a different way....


    Anyway, does she know you posted this thread?
     
  3. C This silence is mine

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    My thoughts? Currently that Uranus is a funny name for a planet
     
  4. Spike H E R O

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    What in the hell are you talking about? ._.
     
  5. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    Kelly's problems, obvs.

    And, indeed she does.
     
  6. Zter Banned

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    Tell her to shut up and make a sandwich instead. You're not supposed to feel people in the kitchen.
     
  7. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    Brilliant. Will do.
     
  8. The Fuk? Dead

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    Tell her to feel down your pants.
     
  9. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    That is not respectable, neither is the ass.
     
  10. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    It is if you asked her nicely.
     
  11. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    Indeed it is, but this is her problem.
    We can't have her running around grabbin' ass willy-nilly
     
  12. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    So this thread IS what I think it's about....


    Carry on.
     
  13. The Fuk? Dead

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    Show some respect. Grab that ass like your life depends on it.
     
  14. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    As much as I'd love Kelly to be doing this, it's just not accepted in today's society.
     
  15. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    I had hoped this thread wouldn't be what I thought it was, but unfortunately is it. I suppose I shall be the peanut gallery and stand back
     
  16. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Since when did social norms hold sway on Kelly's actions?
     
  17. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    Good point. Carry on.
     
  18. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Let her think of a plan that makes the other think that they are the last people on earth and then there will be nothing but ****