Suggestions for killing people?

I'm really bored, and I want something productive to do. So, some suggestions pweaze. :/8D:

 

Push them off a cliff.

 

It's how every great Disney villain dies.

 

Enlist.

[video=youtube;_ybwcnWVKRI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ybwcnWVKRI&feature=related[/video]

 

Make them go crazy and kill themself.

 

What would I do to make them kill themselves? Steal their porn collection?

It's funny because it's true.

 

How about we stay away from killing people?

 

N-no! It's really fun! Don't take away my hobbies! D; Why do you think I bought a Shuriken? To look epic?!

 

I love you.

Make sure that as you're doing so, some epic dramatic music is playing. If it's a castle, make sure there's a bottomless pit; if it's a church, a sea of lava; a tower stuck in the middle of nowhere, they turn to dust before getting the ground.

 

Bury them alive.

 

I'll keep all those pieces of epicness in mind, thanks.

Oohhhh burying people alive would be pretty fun... I'd like to torture them a bit first, though...

 

Bury them alive with an mp3 player looping the same Bieber (or *insert crappy artist here*) song over and over, don' t forget to check the batteries.

 

Have Troll 2 be on loop for all eternity.

"They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me. Oohh myyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!"

 

Leave some arsenic-laced cookies on his front step with a note from a secret admirer. Make sure the note and the cookies cannot be traced to you; wear gloves and keep your hair tied while baking them, and write the note such that no one could tell it was your handwriting. Make sure no one sees you drop it off.

It is a done deal if the target is male.

 

1. Send stamp with poisoned lick-adhesive to your victim.
2. Wait for them to mail you back.
3. Realize that the poison on the stamp killed them.
4. Profit?

 

Alright, first you should tie them up and put them in your basement, then you should proceed wit- Wait, killing? Oh, disregard then, must have misread.

 

That's how I do it.

http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?98035-Death-Note-Game/page397#post=3416391 but pretty much any on that thread.

 

...while quoting the Wrath of Khan.

"I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her. Marooned for all eternity, in the center of a dead planet... buried alive. Buried alive"

 

getting the fattest person you know to sit on their face and fart... it works...

 

Reference get.