Suggestions!!! DDDD: Rosah needs helppppp

So I do Forensics (Speech/debate/interpritation) and I need a good duo piece. Basically a play or a story that is funny that can be performed by two actors (boy/girl, they can both play multiple characters) and lasts from 7-10 minutes (obviously books, a part would be taken from them or it would be cut down to that time limit)

Help? D:

 

I think someone needs the help of green eggs and ham.

 

Last time I tried that, she threw up and was sick for four days. I think she's allergic.

*takes a bite of green egg*

 

you dont eat eggs.

lol hai crono.

 

I eat green eggs, silly. How do you not know about this?

 

You'll get an A.

 

Needs to be boy and girl skit.

 

I should also probably mention that in duo, in the blocking you arent allowed to look or touch each other.

 

Spanish Inquisition if you have friends.

 

NO ONE EVER EXPECTED THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Ahem, sorry. =)

 

Or the Biggus ****us scene if allowed.