Stupid things you've done

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don't click this link...

*holds back laughter*

 

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wow you really did! thats amazing! now i can talk to you all the time!

 

What?
Are we listing stupid stuff?

I picked up a house key and stabbed my dog, yelling: "DIE HEARTLESS! DIE DIE DIE!!!" when I was wide awake and it was daylight. I'm not allowed using house keys now...

(LOL I want my soul!)

 

Well, uh..Something crazy I've done...hmmm...Well, my cousin and I were just playing around...I found out that if you take 10 really fast breaths then hold on the last one, that if someone pushes your stomache, you can pass out..Well, I tried that with her, but I didn't pass out completley...I couldn't brethe, but I was out for 10 seconds...It felt like I wuz dieing..

 

I locked my only set of keys in the car and had to walk across campus to borrow my friend's keys since one of the locks on the doors has half a broken key (also my fault) jammed inside, so I could still get in.

 

Told one of meh best friends (the girl I lub) that I lub them.

Don't say who she is if you know...

 

I said to Catch The Rain that to keep a DogBoyX here, you have to tie him up and put him in a closet...
I regret that

 

Too many to say.
Um...
A bird popped on my hand(whn I was little) and I slammed the bird against the wall
and it died
._.
since that day,my parents NEVER bought me a bird.

 

I ran into the toilets at school (trying to avoid someone)
Tripped and banged my leg on a toilet seat. ;-;
I now have a huge bruise on my leg.
Word of advice: Never run into toilets. xP

 

I Broke my arm once

yay*sarcasm*

 

Poor you. =[
I haven't broken any of my bones.

 

Yay for sarcasm!
Thats terrible x.O
I broke my arm when I was little.
hehe,I went emo for 2 weeks
D:

 

Here's another stupid thing I did. This one was pretty recent.

I worked at a preschool at the church my mom attends. For three and a half years, I moved the preschool equipment for activites and whatnot. The new boss fired me a couple months after she arrived and I'm certain that she did it because she found I was Wiccan (she's a devote Evangelist, by the way). Anyways, the boss pretty much forced my mom to quit her job as a teacher. Now my mom also runs an afterschool program at the church for the local elementary kids, but the boss (labeled D to make things easier) also still works at the church.

D has been making my mom's program hard to run. She's taken over the entire fellowship hall, leaving my mom with only the kitchen to work with. Now with twelve nine year olds, it's hard to keep things calm in a small 8'x13' kitchen, so my mom is miserable at work.

Since D's caused both my mom and I such a hard time, I decided that I would get back at her. So, I borrowed the keys to the church from my mom, a can of spray paint, and about five rolls of toliet paper. I graffittied D's storage shed and TPed the entirety of the fellowship hall around 6:00am before I headed to school, but I got caught by the secretary, who came in early to set up a breakfast meeting that I had no clue was going to be going on.

Needless to say, I was grounded for a while.

 

Wow...
just wow...
o_o
you rule you know that?

 

Look at this thread.

 

^^ I also let a rat loose in her office. She's utterly terrified of rodents.

 

xD
wow
I would totally do that
but NOT in a church
D:

 

Let's just say that I'm a petty and spiteful little B|tch. And I don't fear divine retribution.