Stupid things that someone you know did.

Ok, I have a few, but I'll start with this one. I used to have this really stupid friend with no common sense. Well once, He decided to see if a bee could sting him after it was already dead. So he caught a bee, he killed it, and then he took out it's stinger. he then proceeded to sting himself five times (because apparently the first four times he stung himself wasn't enough to convince him that bees can sting you even though they are dead.).

What's even more stupid was that that was the first time, I'm sorry, the first five times that he had ever been stung. That means he could have been allergic and he could have ended up killing himself. Like I said, this guy has no common sense.

 

Ouch.. sounds painful..

On the subject of bees, my cousin (a long time ago, when he was little) used to love bees a lot. I mean A LOT. And one day he decided he'd give one a hug..... it stung him..... But I guess he was too little then to understand

 

lol, funny. Yeah, I don't know why he just didn't stop ahead of time. He's done a number of other stupid things. for example.

In one of his most recent illogical acts, he want to see if he could catch a goose and walk it like a dog. So he made a lasso out of string. he went to a public pond, and he lassoed the goose around the neck.

Well apparently, the goose didn't like that, not one bit. It started going crazy. It was hissing and flapping its wings everywhere. Everyone else at the pond started yelling at him and told him to stop. so he let go and the goose flew away. And before the police got there, he ran off. No one knows what became of that goose.

No matter how much I say he can't do it, he still says that one day he's going to walk a goose like a dog.

 

Sounds funny =P

Well at my school (this is actually REALLY dangerous) some idiots play games like crossing the road when cars are coming. It's really dumb and they think it's hilarious.

 

Let's see...two of my friends smoke.
One of them does drugs. She also had unprotected sex and thought she was pregnant.
The other used to cut, I think she may have stopped now, but she tried to commit suicide in school once. After a serious and...colorful (on my part) talk with her, I don't think she's trying that again.

As for me, I've done plenty of stupid things. I've gotten into fights with people much bigger than me, jumped into moshpits (though it's not really out there. :/), jumped off a small cliff, body surfed in violent weather (fun as hell, but I got bruised and cut badly), played with fire...
The list goes on and on. I can have bad judgement when it comes to my personal safety. >_>

 

The most recent was a few minutes ago.
By this you can tell not hour passes by without me & my buddy without doing stupid things.
I think I covered it all.

 

I never say no to a dare... to put it lightly.

 

lmfao wow
i let go from da top of a tennis court fence once and fractured my foot

 

We had a moshpit at school once...only it wasn't a moshpit, it was really a circle of death. I'm mates with all the moshers so I was going to join in but my friend pulled me out. I was kinda gutted.

It was really funny though. All the teachers thought there was a fight :D

 

=P

We held a 'moshpit' at school once. It was really funny. The best part was when we all roared and jumped it... funny as hell! We sort of have this little shelter and we all stood on the benches and roared. The teachers didn't do anything at all until they thought there was a fight cause we were all crammed into this one little shelter =P LMAO fun times..........

But in my school some people also drink and/or smoke... it's just dead stupid and a waste of time and money.. it's really sad to see all the people in my year (year 8.. we're all like 12-13) smoking outside school.

Oh... I almost forgot..

She has the same memory.. OMG!!!!

Yes, I know about this people, she's my twin =P and the best one ever.

 

I know, it's so bad. I'm surprised they don't post a teacher out there in the mornings to keep an eye out for them.....

 

Totally. If I was headteacher (not likely :() then I would have at least two teachers around there in the mornings and evenings.

 

Sounds like your friend is born a complete idiot >_>

I've played with fire, I've fallen into rosebushes [with thorns] & I've danced on a table without being drunk. Ive done many stupid things and the list could go on but I know some friends who've done senseless things aswell. When I was younger I used a scissors to try and cut wind, I ended up cutting my lip. I have a scar from that, lol.

 

I dropped a pen in class. It rolled in front of my desk. I proceeded to lean over the desk to try and reach it, and pushed the entire desk over, with me sprawled upon it. Also, I was sitting at the front of the class in front of the teacher. And I still do that exact thing.

 

One of my buddies smoke, cuts himself and has tried committing suicide a couple of times.

I've walked into a clear glass door once and somehow sliced my finger open on a keyboard.

 

Well I can trip over concrete and once nearly tripped onto an extremely busy intersection

My brother doesn't check for cars when it's a school morning

OOH I have a really hypo friend and for fun, my friends and I gave her all our energy drinks and made her drink them all before the end of first break... a lunch I won't soon forget.

(fortunately we had already drank most of our individual drinks, but she still had 1 1/2 cans, and well she's always hypoactive... xD)​

 

I put my hand through the toilet door's window to get at my brother. xD

 

My friend tried to hug me through a window as a joke, but bashed herself against it. She had a huge bruise afterwards.
And then a couple of days later, with the same friend, we both went to run up and hug eachother at the same time and ended up clashing and flying backwards. I was near the wall and pretty much landed in it. I think she landed on one of our other friends who was behind her. It was hilarious though.

 

I walked into a glass windoor once.. owies. It was painful.

Actually I just came home from school. It was pretty fun. In Maths me and my best friend had this phone number for another of our friends, and we were bored. So we wrote the number down on a piece of paper, and gave it to ANOTHER of our friends sitting in front of us. So now, she's going to call it later. She thinks we got it from in a maths book (people write stuff in like "Call this number" only sometimes worse....) But only an idiot would call a number written in a book. At least it was our friend so she won't embarass herself.

Lol. She's going to tell me it all on msn 2nite AS SHE CALLS IT.

Both of them are going to be SO MAD...

But it will have been fun while it lasts.

 

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dbumps412 once popped his cheek and got detention