We all know that you're not thankful for ****. (given that you almost completely ignore this holiday in favor of a holiday more than a month away because it brings in more money for your consumer based society.) Stop pretending like you care about this holiday and just remake it into America Day. Where we all celebrate how awesome we are for being us.
If we made it America Day, it would need fireworks. Instead of turkey, we'd have to eat Baconaters and french fries. And it would need glorious fanfare. Only problem is all of John Philip Sousa's works are associated with the 4th of July which is American Day in all but name.
So...who else does not live in america and isnt celebrating thanksgiving and not getting any goddamn turkey?! *tumbleweed*