Now this is the story all about how, My life got flipped, turned upside down, And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became a famous wizard of Britain In Godric's Hollow I was born and raised In a crib is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, And all oblivious I was goin' to wizarding school. When a some dark guy who was up to no good, Started killin' people in my neighborhood. I survived one little fight an while my mom was clinging, Said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Little Whinging." I heard a motorcycle, and when it came near, I said "****" because it was gigantic. If anything I could say that this **** was live, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Privat Drive." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to Hagrid "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, Then I got married to Ginny and had three children named Lily, James, and Albus Severus on pages 753-759
