*Starts Choking*

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  1. Spike H E R O

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    Pizza pocket........very hot........stuck in.....esophagus........<XP
     
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  2. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    *gives Spike Heimlich maneuver*
     
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  3. Deathsight44 Kingdom Keeper

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    Clear the way all! My pet rat knows CPR!!!!!!! (stinky pet rat runs onto spike and gives mouth to mouth CPR). Don't hold back rat! We can't let anouther one die! Not like the last time when you accidently gave them harpies for attempting CPR!!!!
     
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  4. Ashwa <3 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    New Weapon for the decade: Pizza Pockets. Fear their fiery burn down your throat!
     
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  5. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    never thought melted cheese could be so vicious.
     
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  6. timeless Traverse Town Homebody

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    AFTER THE BREAK;
    Man chokes on a pizza pocket.
    Elderly couple die from chewing too hard,
    and how this man managed to melt chocolate onto his body.
    All on FOOD NEWS TODAY.
     
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  7. Spike H E R O

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    Yeah, THAT'S a feeling someone wants when they come back to life: bruises on the stomach and the taste of live rat in the mouth.


    You'd be surprised ._.

    Ugh, I mean.......<XP
     
    Spike, May 29, 2008
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  8. Atlas Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I hate those things. Not only did it burn off half of my taste buds, it gave me the stomach flu.
     
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  9. Destined Working for WDW

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  10. Misty gimme kiss

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    *waits for Mish to come and exploit this post*
     
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  11. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    We really need to put a leash on that girl, though she'd probably make some bondage jokes.
     
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  12. The Notorious AJM Destiny Islands Resident

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    I burned myself with Hot Pocket cheese once. Could I sue the company for assault with a deadly weapon?
     
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