*special Announcement*

Satan has now taken over your television.

Thank you for your patience.

You may now proceed to watch Demontards, PokeDemons, DeBleach, Sailor Demon, and DBC (Demon Broadcasting Channel). Enjoy all your Devil worshiper stations.

Brought to you by:
Demon Warner Cable and DirectDemonTV.

 

*tiurns on TV*

Its thre same as normal =/

 

Finally something decent >_>

 

If you would like more channels, call us at:

1-666-666-6666.

 

Hmmmm...

I've been wondering how I can get more than just the 1 channel >.>

-dials-

 

-Connects-

"Hello, you have just contacted the Hell Wide Television Center, how can I assist you?"

 

"You got demonocalypse... Also known as metalocalypse >.>"

 

"If you would like to speak to the Devil about this, I can give you his extension, sir. I am only an operator."

 

JESUS NO HE CANT FIND OUT WHERE I AM!!!

now give me thshow o
r I'll summon the ancient demon mustrakrakish.

 

"Okay, your new channel is on channel 666."

 

liek Ok =D

Do I get evilscuzz with that too?

 

Dude, this is cool. When I press 666 hot "devil action" comes up.

 

I get metalocalype BEAT THAT!

I GET TO SEE A BAND MURDER THEIR FANS IN STRANGE AND SOMETIMES TO "NORMAL" PEOPLE SCARY WAY =DDD

 

Yeah, the one channel where he blows Burger King up? That was good.

 

Why dont I get that???

 

"You'll have to speak to the Devil if you want that channel; it's his special news station. >:3"

Ask Satan.

 

But he'll know I betrayed him by now and if I talk to him he'll find meh ;-;

dont make me summon teh dethtroll!!!

 

Cool DeBleach!!!!
I wonder if its anything like Bleach????

 

"Well, I'll e-rase your number to the database, and sir, I am a demon so how you summon a demon on a demon?"

 

um...

yeah...

welll.........

Actually It'd kill anything exceot what summoned it so I'd leave you and it in the same room...

Except its humongous >.>.<.<