You know, for being,"The Spam Zone" There's a lack of Spam Threads. Spam is processed meat in a tin can. Thus proving that life would be better without spam. I really don't like spam.
I remember the day I discovered spam. It was glorious. I kept eating it during that week and then I couldn't be bothered. That is a story I shall share with my grandchildren :3
I had a cousin who was absolutely obsessed with spam. Really killed it. I don't suggest having spam with peanut butter, you won't like it.