Spam Zone sucks tonight

Imma post a Twilight bashing convo between me and tummer.

John = Me
Jose = tummer

loooooooooooooooooooool real names

9:34pmJose
Nothing much, reading Harry potter and watching a funny kingdom hearts playthrough/commentary.

After reading many books over the summer, I finally understand why people get pissed at Twilight.

9:35pmJohn
Oh God, really? What exactly lead to this revelation?

9:35pmJose
Well, Haruhi was a little better and Harry potter was way better.

And Edward is a giant ****** bag.

9:36pmJohn
Isn't Bella a bigger ******? I mean doesn't she ditch him for that werewolf guy or something?

9:37pmJose
Oh yeah she's all "oh I'll settle for you then" and then she goes for the ****ing vampire! Then she keeps playing with his emotions in the next few books.

Oh, but it's okay, because he fell in love with her baby. Can someone say "loli."

9:38pmJohn
... wat?

Okay okay hold on

So first he wants to bang a girl

But then she ditches him

And he settles for her daughter?

I hate people

9:39pmJose
Yeah.

Well, she ages like crazy and he doesn't age.

Life doesn't make sense anymore

9:39pmJohn
Wait wait, so just how old was she when this guy decided he'd try to get into her pants?

9:41pmJose
Well, it's a love at first sight thing. It's a legend where you find your true love or something, and it happens when you first she them.

9:41pmJohn
... Please tell me he didn't see her as a baby

9:41pmJose
So when the baby's born, he "imprints" on her, which is WTF?

9:41pmJohn
... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

9:41pmJose
But it's not romantic at first

more like friendship

9:42pmJohn
Oh, okay, that's not so bad

9:42pmJose
but when she's of age...

9:42pmJohn
It's like

9:42pmJose
And since she's half vampire, she ages faster.

Sounds like a bad fanfiction

9:42pmJohn
So how old was she when she was of age?

God, it really does with all this half breed stuff

9:43pmJose
Well, she'll look 16 i think but she'd technically be about 4 when that comes.

I know there's bad fanfiction of what happens somewhere.

The New Moon movie is pissing me off too.

 

oh lol omegle

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey *****!
You: HEY SUP DOOD
You: YOU READY FOR DA PARTAY MAN?!
Stranger: yeaaahhhh boi
Stranger: where at?
You: IT'S RIGHT IN MY ROOM
You: IT'S A NUDE PARTY
You: YOU HAVE TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES
You: ****ING ORGY MAN
Stranger: OMG YES
Stranger: *STRIPS AND PARTAYS*
You: SURPRISE BUTTSEX
Stranger: wtf, im a girl?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Jose

Freaking faded somehow persuaded me into watching Ouran High School Host Club which isn't that bad if you can look away from the twincest scenes.
12:15amJohn

Obsessed made me watch it too B |

That loli kid pissed me off

I actually kinda liked the twins
12:15amJose

When you look past twincest

The loli kid is kinda cool. Tamaki actually is my least favorite character.

 

i find it hilarious that werewolves in twilight had an extra chromosone xD

and since the kid was half vampire and human it also had an extra chromosone (even more lols) so they called her part werewolf too























:lolface:

 

Twilight will and never make good sense.

zombiez > vamps
this shit be true, biotch

 

Yes.. I also think Werewolves > Vampires.

Vampires are just overated anyway though

 

overrated yes. But I have yet to see a GOOD werewolf. the twilight ones fail.

 

Well, I havent read it. Or seen it.

SO I wouldn't know. But no one pays attention to Werewolves that often so maybe that's why there aren't usually good ones?

But I think the ones in Underworld or whatever were pretty cool. Especially the one with the Lycan's revenge


Holy Crap! I just remembered I had a can of soda in the freezer!

 

Twilight lol .

 

Harry Potter>Twilight.

Wizards>Werewolves>Vampires.

Harry Potter>Jacob Black>Edward Cullen.

Harry's the one with the Magical Stick B| Twilight fails compared to Harry Potter, Hitler even thinks so:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXnt8_okeRA

^^watch now. If you haven't already.

 

lol twilight trying science

 

I was like "what".

Then I was like

Oh.

 

Lol, Tummer is wrong.

It's Jacob who imprints on Bella's daughter, not Edward.

 

...you know this why?

 

I've read the books? :v

 

...you disgust me ;_;

 

But..but...;A;

 

I would have said the baby had Downs Syndrome, but that's just me. Extra chromosome.. heh. Another reason why Twilight sucks. Werewolves have downs' syndrome and vampires glitter.

 

Its supposed to suck. This is from last year. lol

 

MOAR NECROBUMP.
What is with people today? >_>