Sorry if my English is bad.

I'm from the United States, you see.

 

Whenever someone says that they tend to have better English than native English speakers.

 

Said the obsessive compulsive grammar nazi. XD
Seriously though, you just should have cooked him a tad longer.

 

omg that joke is so original it made me laugh so hard

 

I love reading your posts without a hint of irony

 

Thanks, I do this all for you.