Sora hosts Saturday Night Live

SNL Fans and KH Fans read this
Cold Opening:Back stage
Sora is backstage hanging with Will Ferrell.(A?N: I know Will Ferrell ain't on SNL anymore but let's pretend he is.)

Sora: Hey Will
Will: Hey Sora, It's great that you came to host SNL tonight.
Sora:Ah I'm just happy to host. My heart told me to.
Will: Yeah I liked Kingdom Hearts II last night. Donald and Goofy was funny. Love Axel "Got it memorized?" It's a great game.
Sora: Yeah I hope to work with them in KH3.
Will (thinking): Now I thought that I should've played as Leon. Not that Pansy what's his face.
Sora:Well see you later Will.
Will: Okay
Sora (thinking): I hope he ain't whining and *****ing about the part of Leon. What a dork. His Alex Trebek impersation sucks.
Jimmy Fallon: Hey Sora
Sora:Hey uh uh (Damn it what's his name? Johnny? Hank? Batman?)
Jimmy I haven't played 2nd game yet but I'm gonna play it after the show.
Sora: I appreate it uh I gotta go.
On his way to monolouge. Kairi came as audience applauds like they do to special guest.
Sora:Hey Kairi,
He kisses her.
Kairi: Hi Sora I just wanna stay and support you since Riku ain't here. He's doing a movie in Canada.
Sora: (What is it? I have more fangirls than Sora and Sora is a ****** movie)
Kairi:Well I wanna let you know something.
Sora: What's that?
Kairi: I'm pregnant.
Sora:WHAT? He dissappers. Then SNL Creator Lorne Michaels came,
Lorne: Where the hell is Sora? He's on in five minutes.
Then he sees Heartless and screams and runs. But Kairi hugged the Heartless knowing it was Sora then Sora came back.
Sora:Kairi thank you. Are you really pregnant?
Kairi: No I was just kidding.
Sora: Good cause we're Live From New York it's Saturday Night,


Don Pardo: It's Saturday Night Live.
With:
Jimmy Fallon
Will Ferrell
Tina Fey
Darrell Hammond
Chris Kattan
Tracy Morgan
Chris Parnell
Molly Shannon
Horitio Santz

Musical Guest: Utada
And your host: Sora Osment Ladies and Gentlemen Sora Osment.

That's it for tonight.
And By The Way if you watch SNL And you wanna see Sora in your favorite Skits that those guys I introduced. I might have him with that but one skit I know I'll put is Celebrity Jeopardy but which celebrity Sora imiate?

 

I think he should imitate Per gessle. He's got the hair 4 it.

 

Monolouge

Sora is standing in front of Monolouge

Sora:Whoo!!! It's great to be here hosting Saturday Night Live. Now as you may know me from the Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts II.
(Audience claps)
Sora: So I am the first video game person to host Saturday Night Live Not named Mario. Now.... (hears a jumping noise) What the hell is that?
Suddenly a short man jumped near Sora from a wall.
Mario(played by Darrell Hammond): Itsa me a-Mario.
Sora:Why The hell are you here?
Mario: Because-a I'm telling you not to host-a tonight. Because.....
Sora: Right so you can be the first video game person to host. I am also the first Disney person to host not named Mickey Mouse.
Mario: No. Because A Heartless will come.
Sora: Heartless don't exist anymore. Even if they do, I still have Keyblade.
Mario: I know. But this Heartless is strong. Oh No he's here.
Heartless(played by Chris Kattan): Roarrrrrrr!!!! (Sora don't buy it in fact.)
Sora:Yeah Yeah I know that's you Kattan. Mario paid you some money plus a account to get some women.
Kattan: He's got us Mario,
Mario:(Damn itt. (speaks swear words in italian.)
Sora: I am not repeating what you just said. Any way we got a great show for you tonight. Utada is here. So Stick around. We'll be right back.

 

.......Yeeeeeeaaaah.

 

Please don't ruin two very great concepts. Furthermore, you managed to ruin both at the same time. -_-

 

LOL.That's really funny.