Son of a B*tch!

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  1. Mathias Jay beauty is in everything

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    Okay, so my brother just called asking me if I wanted to rent something from Blockbuster. I asked for Star Ocean and he said it wasn't there, so I said I didn't want anything. He says, "What? No, what else do you want?" and I said, "Nothing. If they don't have that game there, I don't want anything." and he said, "No, if you don't rent anything I'll rent something for you."

    I was like, "Heck no, I don't want anything, so don't get me anything." and he said, "Matt, you don't miss out on an opportunity like this, I'm going to rent something for you." and I was getting pissed, so I said, "No, don't get me anything, because I don't want anything!" and he hung up on me about when I said 'me'. So I got suuper pissed and chunked the phone at the wall, breaking it. My sister was like, "What?!" and I yelled, "Jake's being a stupid ass bitch!"

    So she takes another phone and runs to my parent's room to tattle on me. I pick up the other phone and listen to her tell my mom, also explaining what happened and I got my cell phone taken away.

    My siblings suck dick.
     
  2. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    oh my fucking god

    this thread
     
  3. Mathias Jay beauty is in everything

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    What about it?
     
  4. TheMuffinMan Banned

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  5. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Good sir, you are the ****** in this situation. Your brother offers to rent a game and you had to be all but hurt over Star Ocean. Good job.
     
  6. Mathias Jay beauty is in everything

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    Well I just bought a new game two days ago, I didn't really feel like playing something else. I've been meaning to try out Star Ocean for a while, so it was a first choice.
     
  7. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    SIR, IF SOMEBODY OFFERS YOU A FREE SOMETHING, YOU TAKE IT. IT COULD BE AIDS FOR ALL I CARE, BUT IF IT'S FREE YOU FUCKING TAKE IT.wq
     
  8. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    What this man said.
     
  9. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    sweet jumping dicks on a carousel

    this thread
     
  10. Farore Destiny Islands Resident

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    sweet jumpin' jesus

    what the hell did i just read
     
  11. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    An act of evil. Pure evil.
     
  12. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    The reason humankind is doomed to extinction.
     
  13. Sanya Orussia’s 586th Fighter Regiment

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    Eh... yeah I'm going to have to agree. If someone offers to rent something for you, take it. Even if it's a porno.
     
  14. Mathias Jay beauty is in everything

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    But I didn't feel like renting anything. At our Blockbuster there is nothing but **** to rent. They get none of the good games, anything that's good there is gone the second it's in, so going there is a waste of time.

    PLUS: I bought a new game the other day, I'd rather play that.
     
  15. Kaigen Ishima Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Well in any case, it's nothing to get upset about. He was just trying to do something nice. ^^
     
  16. Mathias Jay beauty is in everything

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    WRONG. He wasn't being nice, he was being an asshole. He wasn't trying to do something nice, he was trying to force me to rent a game so he could play it.
     
  17. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Then why didn't he just go out and rent it if it was just that he wanted to play it and didn't give a **** about your use of it.
     
  18. Spaze Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I don't mean to be rude, but "Tu as stupide!" lol Why on earth would you cuss and throw a phone at the wall because of something like that? So what if you bought a new game. You could've just said something random and not have played the game your brother rented at all. BTW: Star Ocean is awesome! My favorite game is Star Ocean: 'Til the End of Time (number 3 game)
     
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    You are the worst person.
    Ever.
     
  20. Farore Destiny Islands Resident

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    You know why it's called that?

    Because that's how long you shouldn't play it.