Some Chatty tidbits from Axel and Matt

Contains me being depressive. 'Cause I'm like a constant downer, huh?

Me: I hate it when guys think they can just walk all over me...
Matt: I can think of much more interesting things to do to you. Like cover you in glitter and pretend you're a vampire.

Me: As a purely hypothetical question here.... would you date me... if I didn't have a face?
Matt: Well that depends. Would you let me draw a face on the blank space on the front of your head?
Me: It'd probably look like this wouldn't it? *draws LOL face onto a piece of paper* But possibly... Personality only, would you date me? Am I dateable?
Matt: Yes, yes it would. *laughs* Oh yeah, you're totally dateable.

Me: I know how to push Matt's buttons...
Beth: TEACH ME!
Matt: I don't have BUTTONS. What am I, a TV remote?
Me: Your metaphorical buttons, Matt.
Matt: Brilliant. So I'm a metaphorical TV remote.
Beth: You're a remote! *pokes Matt*
Matt: Get OFF me! I DON'T HAVE ANY BUTTONS!

 

Lulz all up in thar.