Some advice to all of you boozehounds

- Belgian beer is God's blood having been bottled.
- Dutch beer is human urine having been bottled.
- Australian beer almost beats Belgian beer out of the water. Almost.
- America doesn't have beer, only cheap crap that pretends to be so.
- German beer is good beer. In fact, every beer that sounds even remotely German is bound to be good beer. Except when it's not.
- French beer...wait, what?
- Danish beer is called Carlsberg and is probably the worst beer in the world.
- Mexican beer (e.g. Corona) should be served with a lemon in it. If it isn't, then you've been tricked into drinking Spanish beer. And you don't want Spanish beer, now do you?
- Irish beer has a thick foam collar. However when you're drinking any beverage from Ireland, it should not be beer. It should be whiskey. Or Irish coffee in the morning (on second thought, whiskey is probably better in the morning too).

 

Idon'tlikebeer

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beer.... o.o...*shudders*.. nice I just lost my appetite

 

...rum = win.

 

This is a topic about beer, not about awesome drinks that are not beer. If you don't like it, then go make a topic called "Awesome drinks that are not beer".
As a matter of fact, I'll save you the trouble.

 

Beer is stale, cider and vodka and tequila and shots FTW <3

 

It has to be; we soak our baby food in that.

Fixed.